Bikhari: Are dkho, kisi ne meri cycle chura li ... Aur apni bike yaha chhod gaya., 2 Bikhari: Tu to sach mein lut gaya, . . . . . ye to petrol se chalti hai! - Uniteddj.com 2 Judwa Bachche... . . . 1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha... . . 2nd Udaas tha... . . Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho... . . Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein... dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha - Uniteddj.com A Girl to recharge vala Girl - 10 Rs ka recharge kr do . . . . Recharge wala-Mam 10Rs mesirf 7 rs milenge . . . . . . . . . . Girl - Ok koi bat nhi 3 Rs.ki namkin de do !! - Uniteddj.com Teacher: Shaadi ke waqt DULHE ko akele ghode par kyu bithaya jata hai..? . . . . Student: Last warning di jati hai ki. . . . . Abhi bhi waqt he “Bhaag Jaa” - Uniteddj.com Kya time aa gaya hai.. Boys ke liye film bani to "Ek Tha Tiger" . . . . . . . . Girls ka number aaya to "Ek thi daayan" - Uniteddj.com