When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me.. . . . But I did not respond.. I was deeply involved in Studies But she Called me again n again.. . . I shouted Plz Leave me to Study , My exam is near plz I want to Study , I want to Study My Mom Slapped me and said Stop Dreaming "Wakeup n Study.. :@ ;( - Uniteddj.com Girl in shop: "Bhaiya koi valentine card hai Jisme likha ho.. "Tum hi mera pehla aur akhri pyar ho" . . . shopkeper:"Haan hai.. . . . . . . Girl:"theek hai jaldi se "9"de do..:)) - Uniteddj.com Ek ladki COKE pi rahi thi, achanak us me se 1 MACHHAR nikla Macchar bola : MAA Ladki: Mein teri maa nahi hu. Machhar: Aisa na bol maa, mein teri COKE se nikla hoon.. - Uniteddj.com