Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:" University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao..!! . . Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey! Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:" ek momin ki taraf se salaam.. . . . Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:" 2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam! . . . . Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola.. . . . . Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam... .. Hahahaha - Uniteddj.com Zindgi k 5 sach... Rach no 1:" maa k siwa koi wafadar nhi . . Sach no. 2:" gareeb ka koi dost nahi . sach no. 3:" log acchi seerat ko nahi achi surat ko tarjeeh dete hai . Sach no 4:" izzat sirf paise ki hai insaan ki nahi . Sach no 5:" insaan jis shakhsk liye dil se mukhlish ho wo hi shakhs dukh dard deta hai.. - Uniteddj.com New Teacher, 1st day sab students ka intro lete huye. . . all students tell ur name& hobbies . . 1st Boys : I'am santa, my hobby is watching bubble in bathtub. . . 2nd Boy : I'am banta, my hobby is too watching bubble in bathtub. . . 3rd Boy : I'am pappu, my hobby is also to watching bubble in bathtub. . Teacher: oh all boys have same hobbies. ok, now girls..... . . 1st Girl : my name is Bubble...:- P Jis Jis k samajh me aaya - Uniteddj.com New Generation.. . 1 Aurat Ne 5 Saal Ke Bachche Ko Cigratte Peete Dekha To Bachche Se Kaha: . " Kya Tumhare Parents Ko Maloom Hai Ki Tum Cigratte Peete Ho ?? . . . . . BACHHA:" Dhuwan Chhodte Hue,,, . . . Mohtarma ! Kya Aapke Shohar Ko Maloom Hai Ki Aap Ek Gair MARD Se Baate Kar Rahi Hai...???. . Bachha Rocked Aunty Shocked - Uniteddj.com