Saturday, September 7, 2013

Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete
aana....
.
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Husband: Yahan toh koi namak
nahin hai !
.
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Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi
andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane
banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega.
.
Issliye, pehle hi le aayi thi !

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What Is Another Painful Sentence
Other Than
‘I Hate U’







I Finished Studying, u Finished?
Hurts A Lot...
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Kaash Facebook pe ek
javascript:void(0); option"Add
as Girl friend"
.
.
. .
.
Saala propose karne ka panga
hi
khatam, ladki ne accept ker li to
matlab maan gayi, nahi to fb pe konsi
ladkiyon ki kami hai
Nextttt... lolllzzz
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Husband:" Hamari 10th
Aniverasrypar Me Tumhe..
.
.
ANDAMAN NIKOBAR ISLAND Le
Jaaunga
.
.
. Wife:" Wow..Aur 25th Aniversary
Par.. ??
.
. .
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Husband:" Tumhe Wapas Lene
Aaunga..
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Air hostes to Pandit:
Sir,kya lenge?
.
Pandit-Puri,sabji,khir aur laddu.
.
Air hostess-Sir,aapkingfisher k
plane me baithe h,
.
.
.
Vijay malya k shraadh me
nahi...
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Papu 1 Kil0 Jalebi Khane K Baad Bola:"Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Dio..
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.
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DUKANDAR:"Cheen ­ ­i Kyu.. ??
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. . Papu:"Soch Raha HU, Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho JAYE...
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Teacher- Ladki aur ladke me kya
fark hai?
.
.
Chintu- Ladki 1saal me ek hi
bachche ki maa ban sakti hai.
.
.
But
.
.
Ladke 1 saal me 365 bachon ke
papa ban sakte hai......
Teachr shocks
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