Boy n girl chating on facebook... . . Girl- din bhar facebook pe online rehta hai chutiya hai kya ? Boy- tu hogi chutiyaa...tera-pura khandan chutiya..aur fb tere baap ka hai kya ???? . . Girl (after 3-4 minutes) - i was asking about your holidays... - Uniteddj.com Classical insult.. . . Girl:" meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka marta hai.. . . . . Boy:" to tum koi accha sa tooth paste istimaal kyo nahi karti..? - Uniteddj.com Machchar Ne Ek Aadmi Ko Din Me Kata... . Aadmi:" Ab Din Mein Bhi ??? . . Machchar:" Kya Karu bhai, Ghar Mein Maa- Baap Bimar Hai... Behen Jawan Hai Aur Ladke Walo Ne 1 Ltr Khoon Dahej Mein Manga Hai... - Uniteddj.com Pappu impressing his GF ... ....... Pappu: Mere baap k aage bade bade log katori leke khade hote hai...! . . GF: Achaa!!? kaun hai tumhara baap ? . . . Pappu: Pani puri wala ... Ladki Pic Upload Karke Likhti Hai : Hii Friendzz Kesi Lag Rahi Hoon..? . . . . Boy : Tere Baap Ne 15-20 Hazaar Ka Mobile Leke Diya Hai To Ghar Me 500 Rs. Ka Sheesha Bhi Lagaya Hoga.... Uss Mein Dekh Le, Humse Kya Poochhti Hai 'Bhootni' Kahi Ki. - Uniteddj.com Santa Jyotishi ke paas kundli dikhane gaya: Jyotish:" Tera naam Santa hai ?? Santa:" Ji Jyotish:" Teri biwi ka naam dolli hai ?? Santa:" ji Jyotish:" teri 2 beti hain ?? Santa:" ji haa.. . Jyotish:" tune abi 10 kg chawal kharide hain ??v . . Santa:" aap to antaryami hain maharaj.. Jyotish:" dafa ho jao yaha se.. Agli dafa kundli lana, ration card nahin..." - Uniteddj.com