Saturday, August 3, 2013

Boy Teasing A Girl : Ae Chalti Kya?
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Girl : Kaha?
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Boy : Wherever You Say...
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Girl : Ok Lets Go Shopping . . . .
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Boy : Kasam Se Didi Aapke Saath
To Na Mazak Karna Bhi Gunaah Hai.
- Uniteddj.com




Faadu Santa Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale?
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Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha Tha,
Ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Maine Jaldi Mein Phone Ki Jagah Istari Kaan Ko
Laga Li
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Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala?
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Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na... - Uniteddj.com




Papu ki pass hone dard bhari dastan suno dosto

Ishq k school me naya mahol taiyar ho gaya

Papu ki gf se sbko pyar ho gaya

Is se bechara hamara papu bhut udas ho gaya

.Bas phr kya tha
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Sari class fail or hamara papu pheli bar pass ho gaya

Are ab papu k pass hone ki khusi me ek like toh banta h na
- Uniteddj.com




Twinkle Twinkle little
star,
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teri girl friend gayi
bazar,
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.
us ko mil gaya MAJNU
ka
pyar,
.

.
ab tu beth ker
makhiyan
maaar ...
- Uniteddj.com




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