Girl:" Mujhe is tarah se propose karo ki kisi ne nahi kiya ho.. . . Boy:" (slapped the girl) kamini, i love u . . . Kutti, Saali, Shaadi karle mujhse aur tabah karde Mujhe. - Uniteddj.com Girl To Boy:" Jannu Koi Aisi Baat Kaho, Jis me Dukh Bhi Ho aur Khushi Bhi.. . . . . . . . . Boy:" You r so beautiful aunty ji... :-):-D - Uniteddj.com Ek murgi ne INDIA-CHINA border par anda diya.. . . Dono desh ek ande ke liye ladne lage Aakhir faisla ye hua ki. . . Jo desh dusre desh ki jyada ladkiyo ko kiss karega.Anda uska.. . . Indian CHINA gaye or . . 20,000 ladkiyo ko kiss kiya.. . . CHINA wale excited ho ke:- ab hamari baari.. . . Indian:- chal yaar anda Tu hi rakh le.. - Uniteddj.com