Aunty: Kya karte ho? . Me: Engineering. Aunty: suna hai aaj kal scope kam hai, job mili? . . * Tell me, what to do with the dead body now? - Uniteddj.com ] GAME yeh Hai Ladko Ko Hollywood Movie Ke Naam Likhne Hai Aur . Ladkiyo Ko Bollywood Movie Ke Naam Likhne Hai . Jiske Comment Zyada Hoge Wo Winner Hoga . Note= Ek Comment mein sirf Ek Movie Name..!! Letz see who vl win.... - Uniteddj.com Girl:" Jaanu ab tum change ho gaye ho.. . . Pappu:" Wo kyun.. ?? . . Girl:" Ab main tumhe KISS karti hu to tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti.. . . , Pappu:" Haramkhor, Kamini, Pichli Baar Close ki thi to Mere Purse se 100 Rs. Gayab The. - Uniteddj.com Genius Pappu History Ki Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Khada Kiya Aur Sawal Puchha . . . Teacher: “Batao Ganga Kahan Se Nikalti Hai Aur Kaha Ja Ke Milti Hai?” . . . Pappu: “Madam, Ganga School Ke Bahane Ghar Se Nikalti Hai Aur Mandir Ke Piche Vivek Se Jaakar Milti Hai.” - Uniteddj.com ਕੁੜੀ ਕਮਰੇ ਚ ਕਲੀ ਬਹਿ ਕੇ ਰੋ ਰਹੀ ਸੀ " . . . ਉਸਦੀ ਬੇਬੇ ਆਈ ਤੇ ਪੁਛਦੀ " ਕੀ ਹੋਈਆ ? . . ਕੁੜੀ " ਕੁਝ ਨਹੀ . . . ਬੇਬੇ " ਮੈ ਤੇਰੀ ਸਹੇਲੀ ਵਰਗੀ ਏ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਦੱਸ ਕੀ ਹੋਈਆ ? . ਕੁੜੀ " ਯਾਰ ਕੀ ਦੱਸਾ ਮੈ ਆਪਣੇ ਆਲੇ ਨਾਲ ਫਿਲਮ ਵੇਖਣ ਗਈ ਸੀ ਤੇਰੇ ਆਲੇ ਨੇ ਵੇਖ ਲਿਆ , ਹੁਣ ਆ ਕੇ ਬਹੁਤ ਕੁਟੂਗਾ " . . . . . . Hehehehe - Uniteddj.com 2 boy follow 2 girl . . . . 2no Ladkiya rakhi shop pr jati h aur 2 rakhi le kr un dono ladko ko bhandh deti h. . . . . . . 2no ladke ek dusre ki taraf dekh kar khte h, Ki koi baat nhi- . . Tu meri wali se shadi kar le, me teri wali se - Uniteddj.com Change in a mother's attitude... 5 Year old boy:" I love u mom Mom:" A wwww.. I love u too . . . . 15 Year old boy:" I love u mom Mom:" sorry, I have no money . . . . 20 Year old boy:" I love u mom . . Mom:" kaun hai ?? kaha rehti hai wo kamini ?? Hahaha Agree ?? - Uniteddj.com boy i love you... √ √ Girl:ghanta... √ √ Boy :i will die 4u... √ √ Girl:ghanta.. √ √ .Boy:i cant live without u... √ √ Girl: ghanta... √ √ Boy:i will give u diamond ring... √ √ Girl:really... √ √ Boy: ghanta..... hahahaha - Uniteddj.com Birthday Koi Wish Nahi Karta, ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ Par... Result Ke Time Pe Dada Ki Mausi Ki Beti Ke... Husband Ki Behan Ka Phone Aa Jata Hai..!!! - Uniteddj.com