Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Suhagrat pe ladka bivi ko sirf kiss kr k so gaya.
Subah maa boli,
"Bahu,
mandir jane se pehle naha lo
"Bahu- gusse me"Sirf brush kr leti hu maji,
baki sb fresh hai
- Uniteddj.com



Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai :
hii friendzz
kesi lag rahi hoon..?
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Boy : tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka
mob. Leke diya hai to ghar me 500rs ka
sheesha bhi
lagaya hoga.... Uss Mein dekh
le,,...!!!....h umse
kya poochti hai 'bhootni' kahi
ki.... :0
- Uniteddj.com



Santa K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye
Doctor : Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly ?
Santa : Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko Laga Li..!
Doctor : To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala ?
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. Santa : Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na
- Uniteddj.com



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