Thursday, October 24, 2013

Andheri Raat..
Toofani barish..
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. Girl:" Come on dear get in 2 my
umbrella...
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Boy:" its ok sister thanx & runs
away
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Moral:" Moral woral kuch nai Ladki
k pair ulte the....

- UnitedDj.com



.....Diwali Tips......
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Aap ke
gf/bf ke diye huve aur aapke
chhupaye huve photos/love
letters/gifts utha lo varna....
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. Ghar ki saaf-safai karty samay
aap ki mummy ko wo sab mil
sakta hai...
Aur
.
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Uske bad
aapke ghar me diwali se pehle
hi patakhe fut sakte hai
Sab k fayde ki bat h , like to
kr do kamino

- UnitedDj.com



Bhagwan ji agar sun rahe ho toh
ek question poochna tha
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. . .
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. . . Mere leye bhi koi 'Awwwww'
karne wali
banayi hai ya bhool gaye?
- UnitedDj.com



, Ek Baat Jo.
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. Sab Se Jyada Bar Ek Friend Apne Dusre
Friend Se Kehta Hai
.

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. "Tare Maal Ko bol Mera v Setting
Karava de...."

Agree?

- UnitedDj.com



Duniya Me Ek Aisa Snake Hai,
Jo Har Second Me 0.5 Centimeter
Badhta Hai,
Or Wo Agar Apne Munh Se Apne Jism
K
Kisi Bhi Hisse Ko Touch Kar Le To
Wo Mar Jata Hai.
Ye Duniya Ka Sabse Jhreela Snake Hai
.
. .
. .
Jo Ki Nokia 1100 K Game Zone Me
Paya Jata Hai.
- UnitedDj.com



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