Chalo aaj kuch toofani karte hain
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Girlfriend ko bolte hain recharge
karvane ko..,,
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Touching lines said by a boy
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Behen gifts to wapis karti ja teri bhabi ko kya dunga..!!!!!
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2013 Ka 1 zabardast sawal...
Ek Shakhs Ne Apny Naukar Se Poocha K
Ghari Main Time Kya Hua Hai?
Naukar Ne Kaha:
Sui Sui K Ooper Hai.
Jitnay Bajne Waly Hain,
Utne Bajnay Main Utnay He Minutes Hain..
Batao Us Waqt Time Kya Ho Raha Tha...? ?
Challenge For You All..
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Friend:"mere paas gaadi hai,bangla hai, paisa
hai, tumhare paas kya hai.. ??
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Pappu:"abe mere pass girlfriend hai aur uske
baap ke paas 2 petrol pump hai...
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Ek tha Bhagwan..... Ek tha Shaitan.....
Dono me jab jhagda hua to bahut hua
Nuksaan.
Dono ne milkar samasya ka nikala ek
samadhan.
Ek khilona banaya aur uska naam
rakha INSAAN.
Shaitan ne apni taaqatein di..... Krodh,
Ghamand aur Jalan.
Bhagwan ne apne ansh diye..... Pyaar,
Daya aur Sammaan,
Bhagwan se muskurakar bola fir
shaitan.
Na tera Nuksaan..... Na mera Nuksaan.
Tu Jeetey ya Mein Jeetu,
HAAREGA INSAAN...
Aur isiliye kehte hai ...
Koi Toote To Use Sajana Seekho ...
Koi Roothe To Use Manana Seekho ...
Rishte To Milte Hain Mukaddar Se ...
Bas
Unhe Khoobsurti Se Nibhana sikho...
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Aaj jo bhi iss status ko pehle like karega
usse main page ka admin bana dunga.....
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For more jokes stay connected wid our
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MBA to enginere stdnt: Tum uss ladki ko kabhi kiss nhi krr sakte....!!!
engg: nhi mai kr sakta huu
mba: to lagi 1000rs ki??
engg: haa theek hai

engg uss ladki se: mai aapko bina chhue kiss kr ke dikhaau?
ladki: nhi kr paaye to?
engg: mai aapko 500rs dunga
ladki: theek hai
engg ne ekdum tight hug deke lambi kis ki
ladki chillate hue: tumne cheating ke hai
engg: to roti kyu ho yeh le 500rs
phir engg ne mba se 1000rs le liye

Kuch bhi karo pr enginere se panga Mat Lo
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Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee RahaTha ........ . grl : 2 Cigarette Q Pee Rahe Ho ? . Engineer : Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1 Meri Or 1 Mere Dost ki... . . Kuch Din Baad Engineer 1 Cigarette Pee Raha Tha... . grl : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa? . Engineer : Nhi BewaKoof, Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa H . Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha Hu !!! Our parents believe that studying is so easy just like walking in a park... . . . . . . . . . . . . But only we knows that this park is JURASSIC park with a variety of DINASOURS Girlfriend khana khate hue:”ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor q raha hai.. ?? . . . . . . Boyfriend:”tum jaldi se kha lo, . . . wo apni plate pehchan gaya hai… . . Swarg Me Gandhiji Se Chitrgupt Mile Tab, Gandhiji Ne Apne Dharti Ke Teen Bandro Ka Hal Puchha.. . Chitrgupt Bole:"Wo Teeno Bahut Maje Me Hai.. Jo ANDHA Tha, Wo To KANOON Ban GayaHai.. . Jo Bahra Tha Wo, SARKAR Ban Gaya Hai.. . Aur Jo GUNGA Tha Wo Sabse Mast Hai, Wo PRIME MINISTER Ban Gaya Hai... Biwi Market se Loti Pati: "Mera Andaza ye keh raha Hai Ki is Box Me Koi Khane Ki Cheez Hai.. . . . . . Patni:"Are wah mere Pati- Parmeshwar Aap Ne Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya . . . . Is Me Mere Sandal Hai. Pappu Shocked... Biwi rocks.... Im irlfrnd-tumhar e papa kya karte hain? . . Boyfrnd- KFC ke maalik hain . . Girlfrnd- wow! So rich waise KFC ka matlab kya hai? . . . . . . . Boyfrnd- Kalu Fruit Chaat.. . Hahaha boyZ rocx How BEDROOM Smells After MARRIAGE: . . 1st 3 years ------ Perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate, Strawberry, Grapes. .. . . After 3 YRS------- Baby Powder, Johnsons Cream & Lotions, Baby oils · · After 15YRS-------ZanduBalm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray…. · · After 40 YRS------- Agarbatti .. Agree ?? THOKO LYK SUNDAY ka matlab yeh toh nhi k sb fb se chutti kar lo....???? . Kahan ho fb ki soe hui AWAAM . Maine post kiya hai ab toh jag jao . Lazyness ki bhi haad hoti hai LETS START CHIT CHAT