A boy's facebook status during class: "yipppie I aM online From class".... . . . . . . . . Comment from his teacher: . . . . . Beta test me 0 mila hai Aa k dekhega ya tag karun..?? - UnitedDj.com 10 saal ka ladka:" 1 kingfisher Beer dena.. . . Dukandar:" Is umar me Beer peene lage.. ?? . . . . . . . Boy:" Nahi re, Ye chhote bhai k liye hai.. . Mere liye 1 Royal Stag ka Quater de... - UnitedDj.com 18 year old boy : Will u be my gf...??? .. 18 year old girl : No,get lost... . . . . . 5 year old boy : Will u be my gf...??? 18 year old girl : Awww ♥So sweet... yes yes, i will... . Hey bhagwan, ye kaisi leela hai teri.... - UnitedDj.com Ladki Ne Ghar Se bhaag K Shadi Ki.. 5 din baad Wo Rote Hue Lauti . . Dad:" Ab Kyun aayi Ho ?? . . . . . Ladki:" Papa Wo BMW ka driver Nikla, Iphone bhi China Wala Tha... Hahahah - UnitedDj.com Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta he. . . . . . . . . . . . Are pagal 400/-ki ROYAL STAG piyo, sara shehar rangeen dikhega..!... agree guys ? thoko like - UnitedDj.com Jab Maine "BEER" Pehli baar Pee thi, Main Khud Apni Nazron me gir gaya... . . Aur Maine "BEER" Chhodne ka faisla kar liya.. . . Par fir jab Maine Un tamaam "BEER" factory ke Mazdoor, Aur Unke biwi-Bacchhon ke Baare me Socha to Meri aankh bhar aayi... . . Aur Uss Pal Faisla kiya ki Ab se, I will Drink Regularly.. . . Apne liye to sab Jeete hain, Lekin, Hum to garibon ke liye peete hain.. CHEERS - UnitedDj.com A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard... . . . . . But, . . . . . A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall N Shouts.. . . "OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHI CHUPA LO.. - UnitedDj.com Roj Roj School Jane Ki VajahSe Tang Ek Ladka Aur 2 Ladkiya Ground Mein Bethe Baatein Kar Rahe The.. .. 1st Girl: “Yaar Kash Main Car Ke Niche Aa Jaun, 2 Mahine School Bandh” . . . 2nd Girl: “Kash Main Truck Ke Niche Aa Jau To5 Mahine School Bandh” . . . Ladka Fatak Se Bola: “Tum Dono Mere Niche AaJao 9 Mahine School Band... :D:D .. Boys Thoko Likes - UnitedDj.com