Ladki mandir me:"Hey Bhagawan... Kisi samajhdar ladke ko mera boyfriend bana do.. . . . . . . . Bhagawan:"Ghar chali ja beti.. . . . . Samajhdar ladke kabhi girlfriend nahi banate... - UnitedDj.com Girl to hr Blind BF : Kash tum dehk saktey ke main kitni khubsurat hu.. . . . . BF: Itni khubsurat hoti toh kya Aankh wale Tujhe Mere liye chhod jaate.. . . Kamini andha hu bevkuf nahi.. - UnitedDj.com Raat ko padhte padhte.. ek khayal aaya mere bhai . . . . Pen uthaya aur paper Aur ek nyi equation banai .. . . Bed rajai = bhaad mein gyi padhai! Hahahaha - UnitedDj.com Girlfrend Romantic mood me- aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai, aajao.. . . . . Boy- tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga rahega Moral- har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif b hota hai - UnitedDj.com The most emotional moment ina boy's life, . . When a girl says, . "Can u give me ur number" . . . . Itni khushi.. Itni khushi.. - UnitedDj.com Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak? Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath, Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala, Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na. . . - UnitedDj.com pehle wo meri GF thi Me bolta tha wo suni thi phir wo meri mangetar bani, Wo bolti thi main sunta tha jab wo meri BIWI bani Hum dono bolte he Mohalla sunta hai. - UnitedDj.com Girlfriend ne kiya kiss aur jal gye mere Lips. Girlfriend ne kiya kiss or jal gye mere Lips. Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi INDIAN "BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS". - UnitedDj.com That awkward moment... . . Jab main kisi unknown larki se frndship krta hun... aur . . . aur kuch dino baad dekhta hu k hamare bich 10 mutual frnd ho gaya hai.... aur kamine sab mere dost hain - UnitedDj.com Mummy kehti hai : 'phone off kar, neend aa jayegi'... . . . . Ab . . unhe kaun samjhaye k bina phone ke neend nahi aati, neend aur udd jati hai.. - UnitedDj.com Agar 43 years Ka rahul Gandhi YUVA hai.. . . . . . TO is hisaaab se to hum to abhi paida bhi nahi huye yaar.. - UnitedDj.com IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis - UnitedDj.com Mom : dekhna bahar baarish ho rahi hai kya? . . . . . Me : checks facebook , . everybody updated . . awesome mausam raining . . haan maa , bht baarish ho rahi hai - UnitedDj.com Style of breaking up: Bf bought a rocket as a gift for his new gf. . . Gf-Wht d hell would i do with dis rocket..?? . . . . Bf-U want stars na? nw sit on it n get lost - UnitedDj.com