Har maa ki 1 hi dua.. . . . Aag lag jaye tumhare is phone ko 24 ghante tuk tuk tuk tuk... . Agree friends ?? = Hit Like - UnitedDj.com Girl : Aaj mere dad ne mjhe tumhare Sath bike pe jate huay dekh liya.. Boy : oohh !! kia bole wo ?? . . Girl : Bas wohi hua jis ka dar Tha. Bus ka kiraya wapis le liya. Humari Family boht strict hai na !!! - UnitedDj.com Husband: Tere baap ki jale per namak chidkne ki adat gai nai . . . . wife: kyo kya huwa . . . . . Husband: aj phr se puch raha tha Meri beti se shadi karke khush to ho na... - UnitedDj.com Dad – Dear, I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son – no way.. Dad - She is the daughter of world's richest man. Son – then its done. Then his dad goes to that richest man.. Dad - I want your daughter to marry my son. Rich man – nope Dad: He is the COO of world bank. Rich man – then its done. Then Dad again goes to president of bank. He asked – appoint my son the COO of the world bank. Him – Never Dad: – He is the son in law of World's richest man. Him – then its fine. - UnitedDj.com *Hr Biwi Ki Dua* Ya Khuda Mere shohar Ko Taraki DE . Dolat de Bangla De . Mujhe Ku ch Ni Chahiye Tu Sab Mere shohar Ko .de . . . BAKi. ...US se lena mera kaam. - UnitedDj.com Boss- Pin de, Employee-abc2313 Boss- abee stapler pin mang raha hu BBM pin nahi....!!! Android waale aise behave kar rahe hai jaise gaav mein naya "TV" aaya hai. - UnitedDj.com Husband: Call Me Shonu Wife: mera Shona Babu... . Husband : arrrrre.,,,CallMe Sweetheart Wife : my sweetu ... Sweetheart.... Husband: ufffff ...... Call Me Honey.. Wife: Mera hannu darling .... Husband : O pagal aurat, call kar mujhe, balance nhi hai Wife: Oho ... ok ok... Abhi karti hu!.. - UnitedDj.com Our generation's sleeping schedule depends on . . . . . . . . . . . . the percentage of battery remaining in the phone... - UnitedDj.com