Santa :"Jaan,tumhara naam apne haath pe likhu ya dil pe ? :)) . . . Girl :"Idhar udhar kyo likhtey ho... . .Agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni property k papers par likh do... . . .Santa :"Oo teri !!.. . Yaar ye ladkiyan kitne chalak hogyihai star plus dekh ke... - UnitedDj.com A Girl met her Boyfriend after a Long Break up. She told him : Sorry, I've met a new one, I have a new bf and another future.. How about your life? Boy closed his eyes to hide his tears, Remembered all the memories he shared with her, he Remembered how he shared his pain before his happy moments and how he Refused many other Girls Just to Stay with her he Kept the Remains of her pride and collected force, Smiled and said : Sorry mam, But Do I Know You ??? - UnitedDj.com Teacher: prasang sahit vyakhya karo "bheege honth tere pyasa dil mera" . student: yeh pankti bollywood ke ... prasiddh kavi sant imran hashmi ji ki rachna''murder'' ke'bheege honth'geet se li gayi hai.. is kavita mein kavi mayavi mallika sherawat ko sambhodit karte huey paani ka mahatva samjhate hain, ke agar aapke honth per 1 bund bhi paani ho toh samne jo bhi pyasa hai use pila do... aur in panktiyo se humko kavi ke dayalu hone ka ehsaas hota hai...!!.. - UnitedDj.com Girl : Aaj mere papa ne mujhe tumhare saath bikepar dekh liya... . . . . . . Boy : Kya bole woh...??? . . . . . . . Girl : Jis baat ka dar tha woi hua, unhone mujhse bus kiraye ke liye paise le liye... humari family bohot strict hai na... - UnitedDj.com