Ladki: Is mirror ki kya keemat he?? SHOPKEEPER : Rs.1000 ! . . Ladki: ohh.. bahut mehnga he.. kya isme koi khas baat he?? . . SHOPKEEPER: aap isko 100 floor se niche girao, . ye mirror 99 floor tak nai tutega... . . . Ladki : Wow.. PACK kardo bhaiya !!! Girlz r alwayz Dumb - uniteddj.com Papa: Beta Facebook Ke Bahar Bhi Ek Duniya Hai..!! . . . . . . Beta: Ohh Really Papa….?? Zara Link To Send Karna Uska - uniteddj.com Ghar ki bani desi ghee ki mithai or parathe lekar Ma-Baap college me padh rahe bete se milne gaye.. . . Unhe saade kapdo me dekh k 1 ladki ne pucha :- "who r they.?" . . Ladke ne kaha "They r d servants from my village" . . Ma-Baap ki aankho me khushi k aansu aa gaye.. Humara beta aab angreji bolne laga he - uniteddj.com

LADKA: Tum kya karogi agar main mar gaya to? . . . . LADKI : (Mazaq Se) Main to bohat khush ho jaungi . . . . . Next din ladki ko pata chala k ladka mar gaya hai. . . or . . . . . 1 letter chhod gaya.. . . . . Uspe likha tha... . . . . . . . . Jaan bhi koi badi cheez nahi thi tumhare khushi ke liye !!! - uniteddj.com

Kiss krte hue bhale hi naak beech mein naa aati ho... but . . . . . . Bandi ladke k haath zroor pakad leti hai... - uniteddj.com

Kiss krte hue bhale hi naak beech mein naa aati ho... but . . . . . . Bandi ladke k haath zroor pakad leti hai... - uniteddj.com

Ek Acident huaa.. Bahut Bheed jama ho gayi.. Santa ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mil raha tha! . . usne bahut koshish ki par kucch b nhi dekh paya . . Santa dimaag laga kar bola – Ye mera BAAP hai.. . . Bheed pichhe hati.. . . . To dekha KUTTA maraa pada tha.!.. - uniteddj.com

Dulha romantic Andaz me Bola may I Kiss u darling ? . . . . . . . . . Dulhan Sharmatae Hue Boli Humne To kabhi Gairo ko bhi Manaa Nai kiya, Aap Toh Fir bhi Apne Ho - Uniteddj.com

Suhagrat pe ladka bivi ko sirf kiss kr k so gaya. Subah maa boli, "Bahu, mandir jane se pehle naha lo "Bahu- gusse me"Sirf brush kr leti hu maji, baki sb fresh hai - Uniteddj.com Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai : hii friendzz kesi lag rahi hoon..? . . . . . . . Boy : tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka mob. Leke diya hai to ghar me 500rs ka sheesha bhi lagaya hoga.... Uss Mein dekh le,,...!!!....h umse kya poochti hai 'bhootni' kahi ki.... :0 - Uniteddj.com Santa K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye Doctor : Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly ? Santa : Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya. Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko Laga Li..! Doctor : To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala ? . . . . Santa : Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na - Uniteddj.com

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth.. - UnitedDj.com

Girl to kapil: "Aap mujhe lift denge to main apko apna cell no.. dungi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kapil:" Jahan bol wahan chhor dunga, number vmber rehne de bas mujhe pyaz ke pakode khila dena bahen.. Hahahaha Thoko , Thoko Likes..

Har maa ki 1 hi dua.. . . . Aag lag jaye tumhare is phone ko 24 ghante tuk tuk tuk tuk... . Agree friends ?? = Hit Like - UnitedDj.com Girl : Aaj mere dad ne mjhe tumhare Sath bike pe jate huay dekh liya.. Boy : oohh !! kia bole wo ?? . . Girl : Bas wohi hua jis ka dar Tha. Bus ka kiraya wapis le liya. Humari Family boht strict hai na !!! - UnitedDj.com Husband: Tere baap ki jale per namak chidkne ki adat gai nai . . . . wife: kyo kya huwa . . . . . Husband: aj phr se puch raha tha Meri beti se shadi karke khush to ho na... - UnitedDj.com Dad – Dear, I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son – no way.. Dad - She is the daughter of world's richest man. Son – then its done. Then his dad goes to that richest man.. Dad - I want your daughter to marry my son. Rich man – nope Dad: He is the COO of world bank. Rich man – then its done. Then Dad again goes to president of bank. He asked – appoint my son the COO of the world bank. Him – Never Dad: – He is the son in law of World's richest man. Him – then its fine. - UnitedDj.com *Hr Biwi Ki Dua* Ya Khuda Mere shohar Ko Taraki DE . Dolat de Bangla De . Mujhe Ku ch Ni Chahiye Tu Sab Mere shohar Ko .de . . . BAKi. ...US se lena mera kaam. - UnitedDj.com Boss- Pin de, Employee-abc2313 Boss- abee stapler pin mang raha hu BBM pin nahi....!!! Android waale aise behave kar rahe hai jaise gaav mein naya "TV" aaya hai. - UnitedDj.com Husband: Call Me Shonu Wife: mera Shona Babu... . Husband : arrrrre.,,,CallMe Sweetheart Wife : my sweetu ... Sweetheart.... Husband: ufffff ...... Call Me Honey.. Wife: Mera hannu darling .... Husband : O pagal aurat, call kar mujhe, balance nhi hai Wife: Oho ... ok ok... Abhi karti hu!.. - UnitedDj.com Our generation's sleeping schedule depends on . . . . . . . . . . . . the percentage of battery remaining in the phone... - UnitedDj.com

Andheri Raat.. Toofani barish.. . . . . Girl:" Come on dear get in 2 my umbrella... . . . . . Boy:" its ok sister thanx & runs away . . Moral:" Moral woral kuch nai Ladki k pair ulte the.... - UnitedDj.com .....Diwali Tips...... . .. .. .. Aap ke gf/bf ke diye huve aur aapke chhupaye huve photos/love letters/gifts utha lo varna.... . . . . . Ghar ki saaf-safai karty samay aap ki mummy ko wo sab mil sakta hai... Aur . . . Uske bad aapke ghar me diwali se pehle hi patakhe fut sakte hai Sab k fayde ki bat h , like to kr do kamino - UnitedDj.com Bhagwan ji agar sun rahe ho toh ek question poochna tha . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mere leye bhi koi 'Awwwww' karne wali banayi hai ya bhool gaye? - UnitedDj.com , Ek Baat Jo. . . Sab Se Jyada Bar Ek Friend Apne Dusre Friend Se Kehta Hai . . . "Tare Maal Ko bol Mera v Setting Karava de...." Agree? - UnitedDj.com Duniya Me Ek Aisa Snake Hai, Jo Har Second Me 0.5 Centimeter Badhta Hai, Or Wo Agar Apne Munh Se Apne Jism K Kisi Bhi Hisse Ko Touch Kar Le To Wo Mar Jata Hai. Ye Duniya Ka Sabse Jhreela Snake Hai . . . . . Jo Ki Nokia 1100 K Game Zone Me Paya Jata Hai. - UnitedDj.com

ਇੱਕ ਵਾਰ ਝੰਡੇ ਦੀ ਮੁਰਗੀ ਮਰੀ ਤਾਂ ਉਹ ਉਚੀ ਉਚੀ ਰੋਣ ਲਗ ਪਿਆ " . . . ਉਹਦਾ ਦੌਸਤ ਕੋਲੋ ਲਘੀਆਂ ਤਾ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ" ਕੀ ਹੋਈਆ ਝੰਡੇ ?? " . . ਝੰਡਾ " ਮੇਰੀ ਮੁਰਗੀ ਮਰ ਗ਼ਈ ਯਾਰ " . . ਦੋਸਤ " ਯਾਰ ਫਿਰ ਕੀ ਏ ਮੇਰਾ ਬੂੜਾ ਮਰੀਆ ਤਾਂ ਮੈਂ ਜਮਾਂ ਨੀ ਰੋਈਆ " . . ਝੰਡਾ ਵੀ ਫੱਟ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ " ਤੇਰਾ ਬੂੜਾ ਕਿਹੜਾ ਆੰਡੇ ਦਿੰਦੀ ਸੀ " . . ਹਾਹਾ ਠੋਕੋ ਲਾਈਕ - UnitedDj.com IN 2018. BIKHARI: Bhagwan ke naam pe kuch de de. ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le. . . . . BIKHARI: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki rakh le. :P :D - UnitedDj.com POGO Joke..! SunnyLeone class mein padha rhi thi. A for Apple B for Bat C for Cat . . . L for L*** . Sorry bachcho muh se nikal gaya. sabhi bacche ek sath bole : koi bat nahi madam Wapas muh mein le lo :P :D - UnitedDj.com Sante k baap ki #England se call aati hai.... Turrr turrrr.... Santa : Hello... ji kaun Dad : Hi..my son itz me... Santa : Are jo bhi ho Hindi mein baaat kro... English mein haath tight hai... Dad : Abhe tune 12th pass kari huyi hai fir bhi tere ko english nahi aati... yahan uk mein dekh ... Bache paida hote hi english bolte hai.....sharm kar.. - UnitedDj.com

Flight Me Pilot Ne Announce Kia : 'Hum Ek Ghante Me Land Karne Wale Hain." . Fir Wo Mic Band Karna Bhool Gya Aur Co-Pilot Se Bola : Abb To Bas Ek Garam Chai Piyunga, Fir Air Hostess Ki Pappi Lunga. . Air Hostess Ye Sun Kar Mic Band Karvane Ke Liye Bhaagi, Aur 1 Bachche K Pair Me Fas Kar Gir Gayi. . Bachcha Bola : 'Tujhe Badi Jaldi Hai Kamini. Suna Nahi? Wo Pehle Chai Piyega..!!! xD :P - UnitedDj.com eacher: Where is your Assignment book. . . ? . Me: Mam, I lost it While Fighting with Students Who Said That You Are Not The Most Beautiful Teacher In This College. . . ^_^ . . Teacher : Chal Hat Badmash !!! Next Week Tak De Dena !! Boys Are Boys :P :D - UnitedDj.com ਸੁਪਰ ਬੇਜ਼ਤੀ . ਜਮਾਤ 'ਚ ਬੋਰਿੰਗ ਲੈਕਚਰ ਚੱਲ ਰਿਹਾ ਸੀ .. ਅਚਾਨਕ ਇੱਕ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਉੱਠ ਕੇ ਬਾਹਰ ਚੱਲ ਗਿਆ .. ਲੈਕਚਰਾਰ ਪੁਛਦਾ: ਇਹ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਬਾਹਰ ਕਿਉ ਗਿਆ .. ?? . . ਮੁੰਡੇ ਦਾ ਦੋਸਤ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ: ਸਰ ਉਹਨੂੰ ਨੀਂਦ 'ਚ ਤੁਰਣ ਦੀ ਆਦਤ ਏ :P :D - UnitedDj.com ਨਰਸਰੀ ਦੇ ਬੱਚੇ ਨੇ ਪੇਪਰ ਦੇ ਪਹਿਲੇ ਪੰਨੇ ਤੇ ਪੇਸ਼ਾਬ ਕਰ ਦਿੱਤਾ..!!! . ਅਧਿਆਪਕ : ਕੰਜਰਾ ਇਹ ਕੀ ਕਰਤਾ ? . ਬੱਚਾ : ਬੇਬੇ ਨੇ ਕਿਹਾ ਸੀ ਕਿ ਪੇਪਰ 'ਚ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਜੋ ਆ ਰਿਹਾ ਹੋਵੇ ਉਹੀ ਕਰੀ !! :P :D - UnitedDj.com ਇੱਕ ਕੁੜੀ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਕਰਦੀ Pyar ਸੀ, ਸਾਨੂੰ ਵੀ ਤਾਂ ਹੋਏਆ ਇਸ਼ਕ ਦਾ ਬੁਖਾਰ ਸੀ, ਸਾਨੂੰ ਤੱਕ-ਤੱਕ ਨੀਵੀਂ ਪਾ ਕੇ ਹੱਸਦੀ ਸੀ ਉਹ, ਲੱਗਾ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਕਰਦੀ #Pyar ਦਾ ਇਜਹਾਰ ਸੀ, . ਪਰ ਉਹ ਤਾਂ ਬਾਅਦ 'ਚ ਪਤਾ ਲੱਗਾ ਓਹ ਤਾਂ ਪਾਗਲਖਾਨੇ ਤੋਂ ਫ਼ਰਾਰ ਸੀ..... xD :P - UnitedDj.com Ladka & Ladki standing at the bus stop: ladka to ladki: nice lipistic ladki : thanks ladka : nice top & jeans ladki : thanks Ladka : nice ear-ring ladki : thanks Ladka : nice neckless Ladki : thank u so much BHAIYA :)) Ladka: kamaal hai fir bhi bilkul chudel lag rahi ho :P :D - UnitedDj.com For Boys: WAY 2 IMPRESS a GIRL #Respect her, #Honour her #Love her, #Protect her, care 4 her BUT For Girls : HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY Just #Smile :) . Sab khatm! Ladka Barbad !!! :P - UnitedDj.com ਪੱਪੂ ਨਰਸ ਨੂੰ:- ਮੈਨੂੰ ਇਕ ਖੂਨ ਦੀ ਬੋਤਲ ਚਾਹੀਦੀ ਆ . ਨਰਸ :- Blood Group ਦੱਸੋ ? . ਪੱਪੂ :- ਕੋਈ ਵੀ Group ਚੱਲੂ ਨਰਸ:- ਐਦਾਂ ਕਿਦਾਂ ਚੱਲੂ? . ਪੱਪੂ:- ਮੈਂ ਤਾਂ ਮਾਸ਼ੂਕ ਨੂੰ #Love ਲੈਟਰ ਲਿਖਣਾ ਆ " :P :D - UnitedDj.com Kapil & His Girl Friend on Phone Kapil : Kya Khaya Aaj Dinner Mein? GF : Tumhe Bas Yehi Baatein Karni Aati Hai.. Kapil : Ok.. To Yeh Batao.. How Should RBI Fight These Inflationary Trends With Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets? . > GF : Hmmmm.. Maine Khaya Tha Daal Chawal And Aalu Ki Sabzji..... :D :P - UnitedDj.com

Santa :"Jaan,tumhara naam apne haath pe likhu ya dil pe ? :)) . . . Girl :"Idhar udhar kyo likhtey ho... . .Agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni property k papers par likh do... . . .Santa :"Oo teri !!.. . Yaar ye ladkiyan kitne chalak hogyihai star plus dekh ke... - UnitedDj.com A Girl met her Boyfriend after a Long Break up. She told him : Sorry, I've met a new one, I have a new bf and another future.. How about your life? Boy closed his eyes to hide his tears, Remembered all the memories he shared with her, he Remembered how he shared his pain before his happy moments and how he Refused many other Girls Just to Stay with her he Kept the Remains of her pride and collected force, Smiled and said : Sorry mam, But Do I Know You ??? - UnitedDj.com Teacher: prasang sahit vyakhya karo "bheege honth tere pyasa dil mera" . student: yeh pankti bollywood ke ... prasiddh kavi sant imran hashmi ji ki rachna''murder'' ke'bheege honth'geet se li gayi hai.. is kavita mein kavi mayavi mallika sherawat ko sambhodit karte huey paani ka mahatva samjhate hain, ke agar aapke honth per 1 bund bhi paani ho toh samne jo bhi pyasa hai use pila do... aur in panktiyo se humko kavi ke dayalu hone ka ehsaas hota hai...!!.. - UnitedDj.com Girl : Aaj mere papa ne mujhe tumhare saath bikepar dekh liya... . . . . . . Boy : Kya bole woh...??? . . . . . . . Girl : Jis baat ka dar tha woi hua, unhone mujhse bus kiraye ke liye paise le liye... humari family bohot strict hai na... - UnitedDj.com

Ladke ne gali k kone me kachra fenk diya.. . Thodi der baad ghoom fir kar gali me aaya, To Mohalle wale aapas me lad rahe the k kachra kis ne fenka.. ?? . . . Ek aadmi ne ghusse se kaha:"Feka hoga kisi kutte k bachche ne.." . . . Ladka side me ja kar khoob hansa aur bola: "Kachra maine fainka Aur naam kutte k bachche ka lag gaya.." - UnitedDj.com ਕੁੜੀਆਂ - ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਕੀ ਗਿਫਟ ਦਿੰਦੀਆਂ . . . . Suits Earring Parfume Flower Chocolates . ਮੁੰਡੇ ਕੀ ਦਿੰਦੇ . . . ਲੈ ਫੜ ਕੁੜੀ ਦਾ ਨੰਬਰ ਧਿਆਨ ਰੱਖੀਂ ਸਾਲਿਆ ਮੇਰਾ ਨਾਮ ਨਹੀ ਆਉਣਾ ਚਾਹੀ da LOL . . . . . . Hahahahaha - UnitedDj.com 4 Boys On Bike.. Police:" Triple Riding Is Banned Or Tum 4 Baithe Ho.. ?? . . Boys Shocked.. . . . Look Behind.. . . . . . And Says:" Saalo 5wa Kaha Gir Gaya.. ?? Hit Like For Kaminey Friends.. - UnitedDj.com A boy's eyes is faster than Google in searching a beautiful girl in crowd... . . But... . . . A boy's heart is slower than internet explorer while proposing girl whom he loves truly... .. agree. ?? - UnitedDj.com He: "Motivate kar" She: "Kisko?" He: "Kisko nahi...kiska?" She: "Kiska?" He: "Mera. Aa raha hun 30 mins mein. Moti, wait kar." *He is Dead*=)):D X_X - UnitedDj.com Best joke ever abt ladies driving: Doctor 2 injured patient: Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se dur chalna chahiye tha. . . . . . Patient: abbe kon si road? Bhai me to garden me leta hua tha. lol - UnitedDj.com

A boy's facebook status during class: "yipppie I aM online From class".... . . . . . . . . Comment from his teacher: . . . . . Beta test me 0 mila hai Aa k dekhega ya tag karun..?? - UnitedDj.com 10 saal ka ladka:" 1 kingfisher Beer dena.. . . Dukandar:" Is umar me Beer peene lage.. ?? . . . . . . . Boy:" Nahi re, Ye chhote bhai k liye hai.. . Mere liye 1 Royal Stag ka Quater de... - UnitedDj.com 18 year old boy : Will u be my gf...??? .. 18 year old girl : No,get lost... . . . . . 5 year old boy : Will u be my gf...??? 18 year old girl : Awww ♥So sweet... yes yes, i will... . Hey bhagwan, ye kaisi leela hai teri.... - UnitedDj.com Ladki Ne Ghar Se bhaag K Shadi Ki.. 5 din baad Wo Rote Hue Lauti . . Dad:" Ab Kyun aayi Ho ?? . . . . . Ladki:" Papa Wo BMW ka driver Nikla, Iphone bhi China Wala Tha... Hahahah - UnitedDj.com Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta he. . . . . . . . . . . . Are pagal 400/-ki ROYAL STAG piyo, sara shehar rangeen dikhega..!... agree guys ? thoko like - UnitedDj.com Jab Maine "BEER" Pehli baar Pee thi, Main Khud Apni Nazron me gir gaya... . . Aur Maine "BEER" Chhodne ka faisla kar liya.. . . Par fir jab Maine Un tamaam "BEER" factory ke Mazdoor, Aur Unke biwi-Bacchhon ke Baare me Socha to Meri aankh bhar aayi... . . Aur Uss Pal Faisla kiya ki Ab se, I will Drink Regularly.. . . Apne liye to sab Jeete hain, Lekin, Hum to garibon ke liye peete hain.. CHEERS - UnitedDj.com A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard... . . . . . But, . . . . . A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall N Shouts.. . . "OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHI CHUPA LO.. - UnitedDj.com Roj Roj School Jane Ki VajahSe Tang Ek Ladka Aur 2 Ladkiya Ground Mein Bethe Baatein Kar Rahe The.. .. 1st Girl: “Yaar Kash Main Car Ke Niche Aa Jaun, 2 Mahine School Bandh” . . . 2nd Girl: “Kash Main Truck Ke Niche Aa Jau To5 Mahine School Bandh” . . . Ladka Fatak Se Bola: “Tum Dono Mere Niche AaJao 9 Mahine School Band... :D:D .. Boys Thoko Likes - UnitedDj.com

18 year old boy : Will u be my gf...??? .. 18 year old girl : No,get lost... . . . . . 5 year old boy : Will u be my gf...??? 18 year old girl : Awww ♥So sweet... yes yes, i will... . . Hey bhagwan, ye kaisi leela hai teri... Ladki Ne Ghar Se bhaag K Shadi Ki.. 5 din baad Wo Rote Hue Lauti . . Dad:" Ab Kyun aayi Ho ?? . . . . . Ladki:" Papa Wo BMW ka driver Nikla, Iphone bhi China Wala Tha... Hahahah

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi, lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha . . ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola . . . . . I LOVE MY INDIA.. . Ek Like tOh Banta hai LaDke par - UnitedDj.com Girl : Aaj mere papa ne mujhe tumhare saath bikepar dekh liya... . . . Boy : Kya bole woh...??? . . . . . . . Girl : Jis baat ka dar tha woi hua, unhone mujhse bus kiraye ke liye paise le liye... humari family bohot strict hai na... =));p - UnitedDj.com Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee RahaTha ........ . grl : 2 Cigarette Q Pee Rahe Ho ? . Engineer : Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1 Meri Or 1 Mere Dost ki... . . Kuch Din Baad Engineer 1 Cigarette Pee Raha Tha... . grl : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa? . Engineer : Nhi BewaKoof, Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa H . Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha Hu !!! - UnitedDj.com Ladkiyo Ki Comment Ke Neeche "ADD ME I AM BLOCKED" Likh Kar . . . . Ladke Sochte Hai Ke Ladki Unhe "Add" Karegi . . . Par Aisa Karke Unhe Kya Milta Hai..???? . . . "Baba Ji Ka Thullu" - UnitedDj.com

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi, lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha . . ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola . . . . . I LOVE MY INDIA.. . Ek Like tOh Banta hai LaDke par - UnitedDj.com Girl : Aaj mere papa ne mujhe tumhare saath bikepar dekh liya... . . . Boy : Kya bole woh...??? . . . . . . . Girl : Jis baat ka dar tha woi hua, unhone mujhse bus kiraye ke liye paise le liye... humari family bohot strict hai na... =));p - UnitedDj.com Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee RahaTha ........ . grl : 2 Cigarette Q Pee Rahe Ho ? . Engineer : Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1 Meri Or 1 Mere Dost ki... . . Kuch Din Baad Engineer 1 Cigarette Pee Raha Tha... . grl : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa? . Engineer : Nhi BewaKoof, Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa H . Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha Hu !!! - UnitedDj.com Ladkiyo Ki Comment Ke Neeche "ADD ME I AM BLOCKED" Likh Kar . . . . Ladke Sochte Hai Ke Ladki Unhe "Add" Karegi . . . Par Aisa Karke Unhe Kya Milta Hai..???? . . . "Baba Ji Ka Thullu" - UnitedDj.com

Ek ladki match dekhne gayi, lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha . . ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola . . . . . I LOVE MY INDIA.. . Ek Like tOh Banta hai LaDke par Girl : Aaj mere papa ne mujhe tumhare saath bikepar dekh liya... . . . . . . . Boy : Kya bole woh...??? . . . . . . . Girl : Jis baat ka dar tha woi hua, unhone mujhse bus kiraye ke liye paise le liye... humari family bohot strict hai na... =));p

Chalo aaj kuch toofani karte hain
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Touching lines said by a boy
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Behen gifts to wapis karti ja teri bhabi ko kya dunga..!!!!!
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2013 Ka 1 zabardast sawal...
Ek Shakhs Ne Apny Naukar Se Poocha K
Ghari Main Time Kya Hua Hai?
Naukar Ne Kaha:
Sui Sui K Ooper Hai.
Jitnay Bajne Waly Hain,
Utne Bajnay Main Utnay He Minutes Hain..
Batao Us Waqt Time Kya Ho Raha Tha...? ?
Challenge For You All..
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Friend:"mere paas gaadi hai,bangla hai, paisa
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Pappu:"abe mere pass girlfriend hai aur uske
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Ek tha Bhagwan..... Ek tha Shaitan.....
Dono me jab jhagda hua to bahut hua
Nuksaan.
Dono ne milkar samasya ka nikala ek
samadhan.
Ek khilona banaya aur uska naam
rakha INSAAN.
Shaitan ne apni taaqatein di..... Krodh,
Ghamand aur Jalan.
Bhagwan ne apne ansh diye..... Pyaar,
Daya aur Sammaan,
Bhagwan se muskurakar bola fir
shaitan.
Na tera Nuksaan..... Na mera Nuksaan.
Tu Jeetey ya Mein Jeetu,
HAAREGA INSAAN...
Aur isiliye kehte hai ...
Koi Toote To Use Sajana Seekho ...
Koi Roothe To Use Manana Seekho ...
Rishte To Milte Hain Mukaddar Se ...
Bas
Unhe Khoobsurti Se Nibhana sikho...
- UnitedDj.com

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MBA to enginere stdnt: Tum uss ladki ko kabhi kiss nhi krr sakte....!!!
engg: nhi mai kr sakta huu
mba: to lagi 1000rs ki??
engg: haa theek hai

engg uss ladki se: mai aapko bina chhue kiss kr ke dikhaau?
ladki: nhi kr paaye to?
engg: mai aapko 500rs dunga
ladki: theek hai
engg ne ekdum tight hug deke lambi kis ki
ladki chillate hue: tumne cheating ke hai
engg: to roti kyu ho yeh le 500rs
phir engg ne mba se 1000rs le liye

Kuch bhi karo pr enginere se panga Mat Lo
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Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee RahaTha ........ . grl : 2 Cigarette Q Pee Rahe Ho ? . Engineer : Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1 Meri Or 1 Mere Dost ki... . . Kuch Din Baad Engineer 1 Cigarette Pee Raha Tha... . grl : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa? . Engineer : Nhi BewaKoof, Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa H . Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha Hu !!! Our parents believe that studying is so easy just like walking in a park... . . . . . . . . . . . . But only we knows that this park is JURASSIC park with a variety of DINASOURS Girlfriend khana khate hue:”ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor q raha hai.. ?? . . . . . . Boyfriend:”tum jaldi se kha lo, . . . wo apni plate pehchan gaya hai… . . Swarg Me Gandhiji Se Chitrgupt Mile Tab, Gandhiji Ne Apne Dharti Ke Teen Bandro Ka Hal Puchha.. . Chitrgupt Bole:"Wo Teeno Bahut Maje Me Hai.. Jo ANDHA Tha, Wo To KANOON Ban GayaHai.. . Jo Bahra Tha Wo, SARKAR Ban Gaya Hai.. . Aur Jo GUNGA Tha Wo Sabse Mast Hai, Wo PRIME MINISTER Ban Gaya Hai... Biwi Market se Loti Pati: "Mera Andaza ye keh raha Hai Ki is Box Me Koi Khane Ki Cheez Hai.. . . . . . Patni:"Are wah mere Pati- Parmeshwar Aap Ne Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya . . . . Is Me Mere Sandal Hai. Pappu Shocked... Biwi rocks.... Im irlfrnd-tumhar e papa kya karte hain? . . Boyfrnd- KFC ke maalik hain . . Girlfrnd- wow! So rich waise KFC ka matlab kya hai? . . . . . . . Boyfrnd- Kalu Fruit Chaat.. . Hahaha boyZ rocx How BEDROOM Smells After MARRIAGE: . . 1st 3 years ------ Perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate, Strawberry, Grapes. .. . . After 3 YRS------- Baby Powder, Johnsons Cream & Lotions, Baby oils · · After 15YRS-------ZanduBalm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray…. · · After 40 YRS------- Agarbatti .. Agree ?? THOKO LYK SUNDAY ka matlab yeh toh nhi k sb fb se chutti kar lo....???? . Kahan ho fb ki soe hui AWAAM . Maine post kiya hai ab toh jag jao . Lazyness ki bhi haad hoti hai LETS START CHIT CHAT

Our parents believe that studying is so easy just like walking in a park... . . . . . . . . . . . . But only we knows that this park is JURASSIC park with a variety of DINASOURS Girlfriend khana khate hue:”ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor q raha hai.. ?? . . . . . . Boyfriend:”tum jaldi se kha lo, . . . wo apni plate pehchan gaya hai…

Ladki mandir me:"Hey Bhagawan... Kisi samajhdar ladke ko mera boyfriend bana do.. . . . . . . . Bhagawan:"Ghar chali ja beti.. . . . . Samajhdar ladke kabhi girlfriend nahi banate... - UnitedDj.com Girl to hr Blind BF : Kash tum dehk saktey ke main kitni khubsurat hu.. . . . . BF: Itni khubsurat hoti toh kya Aankh wale Tujhe Mere liye chhod jaate.. . . Kamini andha hu bevkuf nahi.. - UnitedDj.com Raat ko padhte padhte.. ek khayal aaya mere bhai . . . . Pen uthaya aur paper Aur ek nyi equation banai .. . . Bed rajai = bhaad mein gyi padhai! Hahahaha - UnitedDj.com Girlfrend Romantic mood me- aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai, aajao.. . . . . Boy- tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga rahega Moral- har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif b hota hai - UnitedDj.com The most emotional moment ina boy's life, . . When a girl says, . "Can u give me ur number" . . . . Itni khushi.. Itni khushi.. - UnitedDj.com Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak? Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath, Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala, Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na. . . - UnitedDj.com pehle wo meri GF thi Me bolta tha wo suni thi phir wo meri mangetar bani, Wo bolti thi main sunta tha jab wo meri BIWI bani Hum dono bolte he Mohalla sunta hai. - UnitedDj.com Girlfriend ne kiya kiss aur jal gye mere Lips. Girlfriend ne kiya kiss or jal gye mere Lips. Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi INDIAN "BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS". - UnitedDj.com That awkward moment... . . Jab main kisi unknown larki se frndship krta hun... aur . . . aur kuch dino baad dekhta hu k hamare bich 10 mutual frnd ho gaya hai.... aur kamine sab mere dost hain - UnitedDj.com Mummy kehti hai : 'phone off kar, neend aa jayegi'... . . . . Ab . . unhe kaun samjhaye k bina phone ke neend nahi aati, neend aur udd jati hai.. - UnitedDj.com Agar 43 years Ka rahul Gandhi YUVA hai.. . . . . . TO is hisaaab se to hum to abhi paida bhi nahi huye yaar.. - UnitedDj.com IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis - UnitedDj.com Mom : dekhna bahar baarish ho rahi hai kya? . . . . . Me : checks facebook , . everybody updated . . awesome mausam raining . . haan maa , bht baarish ho rahi hai - UnitedDj.com Style of breaking up: Bf bought a rocket as a gift for his new gf. . . Gf-Wht d hell would i do with dis rocket..?? . . . . Bf-U want stars na? nw sit on it n get lost - UnitedDj.com