Bikhari: Are dkho, kisi ne meri cycle chura li ... Aur apni bike yaha chhod gaya., 2 Bikhari: Tu to sach mein lut gaya, . . . . . ye to petrol se chalti hai! - Uniteddj.com 2 Judwa Bachche... . . . 1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha... . . 2nd Udaas tha... . . Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho... . . Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein... dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha - Uniteddj.com A Girl to recharge vala Girl - 10 Rs ka recharge kr do . . . . Recharge wala-Mam 10Rs mesirf 7 rs milenge . . . . . . . . . . Girl - Ok koi bat nhi 3 Rs.ki namkin de do !! - Uniteddj.com Teacher: Shaadi ke waqt DULHE ko akele ghode par kyu bithaya jata hai..? . . . . Student: Last warning di jati hai ki. . . . . Abhi bhi waqt he “Bhaag Jaa” - Uniteddj.com Kya time aa gaya hai.. Boys ke liye film bani to "Ek Tha Tiger" . . . . . . . . Girls ka number aaya to "Ek thi daayan" - Uniteddj.com

2 Judwa Bachche... . . . 1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha... . . 2nd Udaas tha... . . Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho... . . Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein... dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha

Girl: Mere Birthday Par Mujhe Bahut Costly Gift Dena Boy: Ok.. . . . On The Birthday . . . Boy: Your Gift..! Girl: How Sweet Isme Kya Hai?? . . Boy: Petrol Me Tale Hue Pyaaj Ke Pakode...!! - www.uniteddj.com Girl:" Mai Tumhare liye Aag pechal sakti hoon, Naddi me kood sakti hoon.. . . Boy:" love u jaanu.. kya Tum mujhe Abhi Milne Aa sakti Ho ?? . . . . . Girl:" Pagal ho kya itni dhoop me... !) - www.uniteddj.com

Pappu SHRABI- Agr mere hath me SARKAR ho to me DESH ki takdir badal dunga...... WIFE- Haramkhor phle apna pajama to badal le, subah se meri SALVAR pehan k ghum raha hai...... hahahha - UNiteddj.com Indian wife Sanskaro wali hoti Hai.. Wo sabke samne apne pati ko . . . . . "Abey Gadhe" ya ''Oye Gadhe'' nahi Kehti.. . . Isliye wo short me kehti hai A.G./O.G. sunte ho ji... Hahaha - UNiteddj.com Thoda naughty ho jaaeyein....!! . . Game bahot simple hai..!! . Sabko bus apne se pehle jisne comment kiya hai uska naam ek movie ke sath likhna hai..!! ______ ke ghar me _____ . Eg....priya ke ghar me 3 idiots! rohit ke ghar me kabhi khushi kabhi gham..!! . Abuse n false language = BAN....!!!! . LETS START !! - UNiteddj.com Teacher: Apka Beta Fail Ho Gaya Hai Or Ap Ladu Khila Rahe Ho. . . . . . Neta Ji: 50 Bacho Ki Class Hai,Pass Sirf 5 Hueye Hai,Aur Fail 45 Majority To Mere Bete Ke Sath Hai Na.... - UNiteddj.com Ladki ki vidai ke time dulhe ka Mobile Baja.. . . Dulhan ne dulhe ko Kas ke Thappad Mara.. . . Pata hai Kyu....?? . kyu ki.... dulhe ki Mobile Ki Ringtone Thi... . . . Dil me apne armaan chhupa ke hum chale. aaj hum apni maut ka saman utha le chale.. - UNiteddj.com Inocent joke :- . . A child said to a pregnantlady Child :- Ye pait me kya hai ? . . Lady :- Isme mera pyara sa cute sa baby hai . . . . Child :- Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu moti :)) - UNiteddj.com Lipstick lagana Ladkiyon ki Beauty hai . . . . . Wah wah . . .wah wah . . Aur Use Taste krna uske BOY frnd Ki boht Bdi Duty hai - UNiteddj.com Kid 1:" Mere papa itne tall hain k jump maar ke Helicopter pakad lete hain.. . . . . . . Kid 2:" Mere papa bhi tall hain, Lekin woh aisi Chutiyaiyapanti nahi karte. - UNiteddj.com

Thappad marne par naraz biwi se Pati bola: Aadmi usi ko marta hai jis se Pyar karta hai. Biwi ne pati ko 2 thappad maare aur boli . . aap kya samjhte hain main aapse Pyar nahi karti...??? - Uniteddj.com a girl asked pappu:- girl- wo kya chiz hai jo cow ke paas 4 hai, aur mere paas 2 hai? pappu- legg (pair) . girl- wo kya chiz tumhare pait ke andar hai, aur mere salwar ke andar nahi hai? pappu- rupaaye . girl- wo kya hai jo aadmi din me lene ke bajay raat me bed par lete hai? pappu- neend . girl- wo kya hai jise ladkiya pahli baar karwate wakt pain ki vajah se roti hai? pappu- kaan me chhed. . moral:- aap bhi apni niyat pappu ki tarah saaf rakhe.... - Uniteddj.com hadi ke 7 sukh 1.subah subah garm pani milega (bartan dhone ke liye) 2. pyare pyare bche milenge (aapko gdha bnane ke liye) 3. har roz biwi aapse pyar se bolegi (rashan lane ke liye) 4. biwi aapki baho me bahe dalegi ( khrcha pani ke liye) 5. aap gana gana shuru kr doge (bacho ko sulane ke liye) 6. wo roj tyar hokar samne ayegi (shoping jaane ke liye) 7. aapko bi whisky ka maza ayega (kuch der gum bhulane ke liye) NO LIFE WITHOUT WIFE... - Uniteddj.com Pyar mein duniya khoobsurat lagti hai, Dard mein duniya dushman lagti hai, Aap jaise dost jindgi mein ho toh Paani ki boonde bhi hume "HAYWARDS 5000" lagti hain...:) - Uniteddj.com Best T-shirt Quote ever: . . . . "i don't need a girlfriend.. . . "my studies irritate me everyday.. that's enough" .. - Uniteddj.com She :- Tu Whatsapp Pe Hai Kya ? . . . Me :- Nahi, Sorry Main Whatsapp Pe Nahi Hu, Whatsapp Mere Phone Me Hai... - Uniteddj.com Bf to his gf-"Bewafa tune mera dil jala diya... dil jalakar rakh kar diya... Now gf-"Teri kurbani bekar nhi jyegi ..... bhej de rakh bartn mazne ke kaam ayegi....its jalim pj na??? - Uniteddj.com Drinkrs Gang- Aaj Tab Tak Piyenge Jab Tak Wo Samne K 3 Ped 6 Nahi Dikhte! Bar Owner- Bas Karo Kamino, Samne 1 Hi Ped He! Ab Kya Jungle Banaoge Kya!!! - Uniteddj.com

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati... Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya... . . Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey... Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola... "kidhar..?? . . . . . . . . mai to biscuit lene aaya hu... - Uniteddj.com Teacher : Why did you laugh ?. Boy : I saw a strap of your bra. Teacher : Get out. No class for you for one week. Another boy laughs. Teacher : why did you laugh ?. Boy : I saw both straps. Teacher : Get out. No class for you for one month. She bends down to pick a chalk. Akpor started walking out of the class. Teacher : akpos! why are you walking out of my class ?. Akpos : With what i saw just now, i think my school days are over. - Uniteddj.com 18+ . . "Beta,Bade hokar kya banoge?" . . . . . "Bahot paise kamaaunga,Un paiso se AK-47 lunga aur aise question poochne wale uncles ki v gand par goli marunga"..=)) - Uniteddj.com Sunny Leon ne sabzi mandi me 2 feet lambi muli dekh ke puchha:" Bhaiya ji Yeh kya hai.. ?? . . . Sabziwala:" Yeh hamare liye toh MULI hai.. . . . Par aapke liye MAMULI hai.. samjh gye toh thoko like - Uniteddj.com Sher-Sherni ko Kiss kar raha tha... . . Sherni Use RoKk ke Idhar-Udhar Dekhne lagi... . Sher:-Kya hua..? Rukk kyu Gayi..? . . Sherni:-Dekh Rahi Hu Aas-Paas Discovery Channel Vale to Nahi hai... . . . . "Saale MMS Bana Dete Hai... - Uniteddj.com BEST MEMORIES:" Oye extra pen hai kya.. ?? . . Ek hi hai.. . . Haan de.! ek hi chahiye . . Kitno ne aesa kiya hai thoko Like.. pata to chale.. - Uniteddj.com

Me watching TV alone.!! . . . Ads: Cycle Agarbatti, Maggi, Noodles, Ultratech Cement, etc etc . . . . Suddenly Parents enter.!! . . . . Ads: Manforce Condoms, Whisper Choice, Set Wet very very sexy etc etc .. - Uniteddj.com 10th Calss Ke Exams Chal Rahe The, Paper Bhi Hard Tha Aur Examiner Bhi Bahut Hi Strict Tha. . Cheating Karne Ka Koi Bhi Moka Nahi De Raha Tha, . Bar-Bar Round Pe Round Laga Raha Tha. Achanak Pappu Ne Ek Chit Likh Kar Examiner Ko Di. Examiner Chup-Chap Ja Ke Apni Chair Pe Beth Gaya, . Aur Exam Ke End Tak Utha Hi Nahi. . Exam Khatam Hote Hi Sari Class Pappu Ke Paas Aa Gayi Aur Puchha: “Abe Kamal Kar Diya, Tune Esa Chit Pe Kya Likha Tha?” Pappu Haste Hue Bola :- “Bas Yahi Ki Sir, Pichhe Se Aapki Pant Phati Hui Hai“ Hahaha - Uniteddj.com

Aunty: Kya karte ho? . Me: Engineering. Aunty: suna hai aaj kal scope kam hai, job mili? . . * Tell me, what to do with the dead body now? - Uniteddj.com ] GAME yeh Hai Ladko Ko Hollywood Movie Ke Naam Likhne Hai Aur . Ladkiyo Ko Bollywood Movie Ke Naam Likhne Hai . Jiske Comment Zyada Hoge Wo Winner Hoga . Note= Ek Comment mein sirf Ek Movie Name..!! Letz see who vl win.... - Uniteddj.com Girl:" Jaanu ab tum change ho gaye ho.. . . Pappu:" Wo kyun.. ?? . . Girl:" Ab main tumhe KISS karti hu to tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti.. . . , Pappu:" Haramkhor, Kamini, Pichli Baar Close ki thi to Mere Purse se 100 Rs. Gayab The. - Uniteddj.com Genius Pappu History Ki Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Khada Kiya Aur Sawal Puchha . . . Teacher: “Batao Ganga Kahan Se Nikalti Hai Aur Kaha Ja Ke Milti Hai?” . . . Pappu: “Madam, Ganga School Ke Bahane Ghar Se Nikalti Hai Aur Mandir Ke Piche Vivek Se Jaakar Milti Hai.” - Uniteddj.com ਕੁੜੀ ਕਮਰੇ ਚ ਕਲੀ ਬਹਿ ਕੇ ਰੋ ਰਹੀ ਸੀ " . . . ਉਸਦੀ ਬੇਬੇ ਆਈ ਤੇ ਪੁਛਦੀ " ਕੀ ਹੋਈਆ ? . . ਕੁੜੀ " ਕੁਝ ਨਹੀ . . . ਬੇਬੇ " ਮੈ ਤੇਰੀ ਸਹੇਲੀ ਵਰਗੀ ਏ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਦੱਸ ਕੀ ਹੋਈਆ ? . ਕੁੜੀ " ਯਾਰ ਕੀ ਦੱਸਾ ਮੈ ਆਪਣੇ ਆਲੇ ਨਾਲ ਫਿਲਮ ਵੇਖਣ ਗਈ ਸੀ ਤੇਰੇ ਆਲੇ ਨੇ ਵੇਖ ਲਿਆ , ਹੁਣ ਆ ਕੇ ਬਹੁਤ ਕੁਟੂਗਾ " . . . . . . Hehehehe - Uniteddj.com 2 boy follow 2 girl . . . . 2no Ladkiya rakhi shop pr jati h aur 2 rakhi le kr un dono ladko ko bhandh deti h. . . . . . . 2no ladke ek dusre ki taraf dekh kar khte h, Ki koi baat nhi- . . Tu meri wali se shadi kar le, me teri wali se - Uniteddj.com Change in a mother's attitude... 5 Year old boy:" I love u mom Mom:" A wwww.. I love u too . . . . 15 Year old boy:" I love u mom Mom:" sorry, I have no money . . . . 20 Year old boy:" I love u mom . . Mom:" kaun hai ?? kaha rehti hai wo kamini ?? Hahaha Agree ?? - Uniteddj.com boy i love you... √ √ Girl:ghanta... √ √ Boy :i will die 4u... √ √ Girl:ghanta.. √ √ .Boy:i cant live without u... √ √ Girl: ghanta... √ √ Boy:i will give u diamond ring... √ √ Girl:really... √ √ Boy: ghanta..... hahahaha - Uniteddj.com Birthday Koi Wish Nahi Karta, ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ Par... Result Ke Time Pe Dada Ki Mausi Ki Beti Ke... Husband Ki Behan Ka Phone Aa Jata Hai..!!! - Uniteddj.com

Boys rule . Dhokha milta h jab pyaar me, . . zindgi me udasi chha jati h, . . sochte h chod denge is duniya ko . . . kambhakt phir dusri pasand aa jati hai .. - Unitreddj.com In A Nursery School Canteen, . . There Was A Basket Of Apples With A Notice Written Over It: ''Do Not Take More Than One, God Is Watching'' . . On The Other Counter There Was A Box Of Chocolates, . . A Small Child Went & Wrote On It . "Take As Many As You Want, God Is Busy Watching The Apples".. - Unitreddj.com hen a women says- What...? It not becoz she did not hear's u. It means..; "she's giving a chance to change ur words..... what u said. Ri8 girlzzz.... - Unitreddj.com Dimag ka Dahi wala JoKe . . . Santa ke lips jale hue the . . Banta: Kaise jale . . Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha. . . Banta: To? . . Santa: Khushi ke mare.Train ke engine ko choom liya - Unitreddj.com

Boy : What is 143 . Girl : i love you Boy : no . Girl : i miss you Boy : no . Girl : i need you Boy : no . Girl : i kill you Boy : no . Girl : phir kya hai ? . . . . Boy : one hundred & forty three pehle jaa k numbers sikle gawar - Uniteddj.com Girlfriend ko palko par bitha lo . . Deke khushi uske saare gum chura lo . . . pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki . . . . uski saheli bhi kahe janu mujhe bhi pata lo Hahahaha boys thoko like - Uniteddj.com Teacher:" Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai..?? Student:" Samajhdar . . Teacher:" Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai ?? . . . . Student:" BOYFRIEND.. - Uniteddj.com TIME 8:25 PM ^-^) FB ki bhatki aatmao aa jao .. jo bore ho gye hai inbox khali kro or yha aa jao ^-^) LETS START CHIT CHAT ♥♥ ^-^) =)) Abuse /Misbehave / Dirty Language R.I.P. In Ban List..!!- Uniteddj.com Ek auto rickshaw me couple kiss kar rhe the... Driver unhe dekh raha tha . . . Aage jaake accident hua . . Toh... . Driver sar pakad kar baitha aur bola:- . . . saala ab samjhaa Titanic kyu dooba tha:P - Uniteddj.com

GirL A.T.M pe Pappu se.. Girl : bhaiya mujhe apna balance check krna h.. Ap meri help kr do.. . . Pappu ne use ek zor ki laat marta h or ladki gir jati h. . . . . . Pappu : tera balance to bahot kharab hai Ladkiyo me aur Pepsi me kya similarity hai.?? . . . . . . Answer: "Both are Cool, Sweet and Sab pasand karte hain - Aur most important similarity is,, Dimag wali jagah dhakkan hai Agree Boys ?? - Uniteddj.com Pappu shirt utar ke balcony me khada ta...!! 1 admi - wah Pappu ji kya Mast chest hai.. ... . . Pappu : - are ye kuch bi nai, . . . teri bhabi ki dekhenga to hil jaaega - Uniteddj.com Main Cigarate Kabhi Nhi Pita.. Woh To Bas! Jab Ghum mein Hota Hu To Ghum Bhulane K Liye.. Jab Khush Hota Hu To maza double Krny K Liye.. Jab Akela Hota Hu To Tanhai Dur KarneK Liye.. Jab Dosto K Sath Hota Hu To UnKa Sath Dene K Liye.. Jab Bhukha Hota Hu To Bhukh Mitane K Liye.. Or Jab Khana Kha Leta Hoon To Khana Hazam Karne K Lye.. Jb free Hota Hu To Time Pas K Liye.. Warna Me Itna Pagal Nahi K Cigeratte Jesi Chez Ko Haath Lagaon Or koi hai kya mere jaisa? - Uniteddj.com School bus mein driver k peeche betha Pappu khud se batain kar raha tha... . . agar meri maa haathni aur baap hathi hota to main ek chota hathi hota..hahaha.. . . agar maa chirya aur baap chira hota to main 1 chira hota...hahaha... . . agar maa sherni aur baap sher hota to main chota sher hota...Hahaha... . . . . Driver ko gussa aa gaya:" aur bola agar teri maa kamini aur baap kanjar hota to tu kia hota.... ?? Pappu:" phir main bus driver hota... - Uniteddj.com

Girl:" Mujhe is tarah se propose karo ki kisi ne nahi kiya ho.. . . Boy:" (slapped the girl) kamini, i love u . . . Kutti, Saali, Shaadi karle mujhse aur tabah karde Mujhe. - Uniteddj.com Girl To Boy:" Jannu Koi Aisi Baat Kaho, Jis me Dukh Bhi Ho aur Khushi Bhi.. . . . . . . . . Boy:" You r so beautiful aunty ji... :-):-D - Uniteddj.com Ek murgi ne INDIA-CHINA border par anda diya.. . . Dono desh ek ande ke liye ladne lage Aakhir faisla ye hua ki. . . Jo desh dusre desh ki jyada ladkiyo ko kiss karega.Anda uska.. . . Indian CHINA gaye or . . 20,000 ladkiyo ko kiss kiya.. . . CHINA wale excited ho ke:- ab hamari baari.. . . Indian:- chal yaar anda Tu hi rakh le.. - Uniteddj.com

Boy Teasing A Girl : Ae Chalti Kya? . . Girl : Kaha? . . Boy : Wherever You Say... . . Girl : Ok Lets Go Shopping . . . . . . . . Boy : Kasam Se Didi Aapke Saath To Na Mazak Karna Bhi Gunaah Hai. - Uniteddj.com Faadu Santa Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale? . . Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha Tha, Ke Phone Aa Gaya. Maine Jaldi Mein Phone Ki Jagah Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li . . . Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala? . Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na... - Uniteddj.com Papu ki pass hone dard bhari dastan suno dosto Ishq k school me naya mahol taiyar ho gaya Papu ki gf se sbko pyar ho gaya Is se bechara hamara papu bhut udas ho gaya .Bas phr kya tha . . . Sari class fail or hamara papu pheli bar pass ho gaya Are ab papu k pass hone ki khusi me ek like toh banta h na - Uniteddj.com Twinkle Twinkle little star, . . teri girl friend gayi bazar, . . us ko mil gaya MAJNU ka pyar, . . ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar ... - Uniteddj.com

Boy n girl chating on facebook... . . Girl- din bhar facebook pe online rehta hai chutiya hai kya ? Boy- tu hogi chutiyaa...tera-pura khandan chutiya..aur fb tere baap ka hai kya ???? . . Girl (after 3-4 minutes) - i was asking about your holidays... - Uniteddj.com Classical insult.. . . Girl:" meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka marta hai.. . . . . Boy:" to tum koi accha sa tooth paste istimaal kyo nahi karti..? - Uniteddj.com Machchar Ne Ek Aadmi Ko Din Me Kata... . Aadmi:" Ab Din Mein Bhi ??? . . Machchar:" Kya Karu bhai, Ghar Mein Maa- Baap Bimar Hai... Behen Jawan Hai Aur Ladke Walo Ne 1 Ltr Khoon Dahej Mein Manga Hai... - Uniteddj.com Pappu impressing his GF ... ....... Pappu: Mere baap k aage bade bade log katori leke khade hote hai...! . . GF: Achaa!!? kaun hai tumhara baap ? . . . Pappu: Pani puri wala ... Ladki Pic Upload Karke Likhti Hai : Hii Friendzz Kesi Lag Rahi Hoon..? . . . . Boy : Tere Baap Ne 15-20 Hazaar Ka Mobile Leke Diya Hai To Ghar Me 500 Rs. Ka Sheesha Bhi Lagaya Hoga.... Uss Mein Dekh Le, Humse Kya Poochhti Hai 'Bhootni' Kahi Ki. - Uniteddj.com Santa Jyotishi ke paas kundli dikhane gaya: Jyotish:" Tera naam Santa hai ?? Santa:" Ji Jyotish:" Teri biwi ka naam dolli hai ?? Santa:" ji Jyotish:" teri 2 beti hain ?? Santa:" ji haa.. . Jyotish:" tune abi 10 kg chawal kharide hain ??v . . Santa:" aap to antaryami hain maharaj.. Jyotish:" dafa ho jao yaha se.. Agli dafa kundli lana, ration card nahin..." - Uniteddj.com

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:" University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao..!! . . Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey! Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:" ek momin ki taraf se salaam.. . . . Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:" 2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam! . . . . Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola.. . . . . Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam... .. Hahahaha - Uniteddj.com Zindgi k 5 sach... Rach no 1:" maa k siwa koi wafadar nhi . . Sach no. 2:" gareeb ka koi dost nahi . sach no. 3:" log acchi seerat ko nahi achi surat ko tarjeeh dete hai . Sach no 4:" izzat sirf paise ki hai insaan ki nahi . Sach no 5:" insaan jis shakhsk liye dil se mukhlish ho wo hi shakhs dukh dard deta hai.. - Uniteddj.com New Teacher, 1st day sab students ka intro lete huye. . . all students tell ur name& hobbies . . 1st Boys : I'am santa, my hobby is watching bubble in bathtub. . . 2nd Boy : I'am banta, my hobby is too watching bubble in bathtub. . . 3rd Boy : I'am pappu, my hobby is also to watching bubble in bathtub. . Teacher: oh all boys have same hobbies. ok, now girls..... . . 1st Girl : my name is Bubble...:- P Jis Jis k samajh me aaya - Uniteddj.com New Generation.. . 1 Aurat Ne 5 Saal Ke Bachche Ko Cigratte Peete Dekha To Bachche Se Kaha: . " Kya Tumhare Parents Ko Maloom Hai Ki Tum Cigratte Peete Ho ?? . . . . . BACHHA:" Dhuwan Chhodte Hue,,, . . . Mohtarma ! Kya Aapke Shohar Ko Maloom Hai Ki Aap Ek Gair MARD Se Baate Kar Rahi Hai...???. . Bachha Rocked Aunty Shocked - Uniteddj.com

Pappu ko scooty chalate huye dekh kr uske dost ne pucha . . . . . . Dost ( pappu se):" ye scooty kab li?? . Pappu:" Kal raat 1 ladki mujhe scooty par bitha kar bahut door legayi or . . sare kapde utar ke boli:" Jo chahiye le lo . . Mein scooty le ke aaya, kapdo ka kya karta yaar...??? - Uniteddj.com Agar koi Ladki make-up kr k, Sajdhaj kr, new dress pehan kar shaadi, party, ya kisi function me ja rahi ho . . Toh samajh lo . . Nxt day ya to uski profile pic change hogi ya . relationship status.. - Uniteddj.com

Purani kahawat hai-- - ki sote waqt tenshion ke saath nahi sona chahiye.... .. .. .. . .. .. .. Phir b log apni wife ke saath kyun sote hai.... isliye ab so jaao sab. - Uniteddj.com Girl; Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho . . . Boy; Bolo Kya Karna Hai . . . Girl ; Chand Todkr La Sakte Ho kya ? . . . . . Boy ; Fir EID Kya Tere Baap K Takle Ko Dekhkar Manaenge - Uniteddj.com Funny moments of the students.. . . During exam:" . . Yeh bhi ho gaya . . Ye bhi ho gaya . . Ye bhi ho gaya . . . . In Result:" yeh kyaa ho gaya... - Uniteddj.com

When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me.. . . . But I did not respond.. I was deeply involved in Studies But she Called me again n again.. . . I shouted Plz Leave me to Study , My exam is near plz I want to Study , I want to Study My Mom Slapped me and said Stop Dreaming "Wakeup n Study.. :@ ;( - Uniteddj.com Girl in shop: "Bhaiya koi valentine card hai Jisme likha ho.. "Tum hi mera pehla aur akhri pyar ho" . . . shopkeper:"Haan hai.. . . . . . . Girl:"theek hai jaldi se "9"de do..:)) - Uniteddj.com Ek ladki COKE pi rahi thi, achanak us me se 1 MACHHAR nikla Macchar bola : MAA Ladki: Mein teri maa nahi hu. Machhar: Aisa na bol maa, mein teri COKE se nikla hoon.. - Uniteddj.com