Santa samundar me dahi dall raha tha banta ne pucha ye ka kar raha hai santa bola lassi bna raha hu banta ; ye kya pagalpan h teri ase harkaton ki vajah se hi log hum pr joke banate hai . Ab . . . . . Itni sari lassi kon peeyega - UnitedDj.com Boyfriend- Today I Am Tensed, Got Fired From Job, Got Disowned From Home, Mood Is Also Off. . . Girlfriend - Acha! Leave All That, Look Here!! ...... My New Chappals ! hahahahahaha girls are dumbooooo - UnitedDj.com Shortcut Proposal . . . . Pappu:" Kya mein Aapka Address Jaan Sakta Hun.. . . . . . . . . . Girl:" Wo q.. . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu:" wo Baraat Le ke Aani Thi.. . . - UnitedDj.com Samajhdar LIKE karenge baaki Baba Ramdev k Yoga K Karyakram dekhenge: . . . Girl: Agar mauka mila to tum mujhse shadi karoge…??. . . . . . . Boy: Agar mauka mil gaya to phir shadi karne ki kya zaroorat hai...! - UnitedDj.com GIRLS :- Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi. . Ho sake, to kisi nek se karungi. . Lekin jab tak na milega, wo nek ladka.. . ... "TRY"to har ek ko karungi..: . Wah wah . . . . . Ab ise suno . . . . . Boys :- Arz kiya hai koi ladki hame thukra de to Gum nhi, . Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi, . . . Are uss ladki ki maa ki. kismat footi jiske damad hum nahi.... .??? - UnitedDj.com kafi time lagta hai ek shareef bande ko girlfrnd patane me.. . . . . . . . . Phir agar pat jaye toh.. kisi ka baap bhi use dobara shareef nahi bana sakta... .. Agree ?? - UnitedDj.com Mallika Sherawat ko Mixer chalate dekh, Naukar bola: Madam, aap juice bana rahi ho kya? . . . . . . . Mallika: Nahi re, 1-2 din ke hi kapde the, toh socha issi mein dho dalun! Husband : Aaj bahut dino baad tumhaari behen ghar aayi. Bahot accha laga. Wife: jeans pehen lo, pyjaame me tumhaari khushi saaf nazar aa rahi hai... - UnitedDj.com BACHHA GHAR SE MAAR KHA KE SCHOOL JAA RAHA THA . . KISI NE PUCHA- BETA PADTE HO?? . . . . . BACHHA- NAHI SCHOOL KI UNIFORM PEHEN KE TERE BAAP KI BAARAT ME JAA RAHA HU CHALEGA ? - UnitedDj.com Sir - Kaunsa Panchi sabse Tez udta hai? . . Papu - Hathi . . Sir - Nalayk,Tera Baap kya karta hai..? . . Papu - Chota Rajan ke Gang me shooter hai.. . . . . . . Sir - Shabashhhh.... "Hathi"sahi jawab hai.. - UnitedDj.com