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3 chor Santa, Banta aur Kapil police se bachne ke
liye 3
borio me chup gaye.
Police wale ne pehle bori par lat maari.
Santa bola: bow bow..
Police wala: Isme kutta hai.
Fir dusri bori par lat mari..
Banta bola: meow meow...
Policewala: Isme billi hai...
Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi awaaz nahi
aayi.
.
.
Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi awaaz nahi
aayi
. .
fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad
Kapil zor se bola: Saale haramkhor aaloo hun
aaloo..
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