Latest Funny jokes of 2013

Boy & Girl on First Date..

Girl : kitna seedha hai..
.
Boy : kya maal hai..

. Girl : nice behaviour..
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Boy : kash pat jaye..

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Girl : dressing sense zabardast hai.
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Boy : skirt, top mein aur hot lagegi.
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Girl : agar razi ho gaya toh isise shadi
karungi..

Boy : bas 1 baar haa karde mujhe
konse shadi karni hai..
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