Latest Jokes Status of 2014

Dear Facebook..!
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.
. .
Whenever I Add A Girl,
You Always Ask Me-
"Do You Know Her???
.
.
I Just Want To Ask-
.
.

Behan Lagti Hai Wo Teri..???? - Uniteddj.com

Latest Jokes Status of 2014

Dear Facebook..!
.
.
. .
Whenever I Add A Girl,
You Always Ask Me-
"Do You Know Her???
.
.
I Just Want To Ask-
.
.

Behan Lagti Hai Wo Teri..???? - Uniteddj.com

Latest Facebook jokes of 2014

LOL time ....

Teacher : What will u do after grown up ?
Student : Facebooking
Teacher : No! I mean what will u Become ?
Student : Admin of facebook pages
Teacher : O My God! I Mean what will u achieve after u grown up ?
Student : Facebook Admin Rights
Teacher : Idiot! I Mean what will u do 4 ur Parents ?
Student : I create a page for them on facebooK. "I Luv Mom n Dad.
Teacher : Stupid! What do ur parents want from U? :@
Student : My facebook password.
Teacher : Oh God! What is the purpose of ur Life ? ;>
Student : Facebook but never face a book...
- Uniteddj.com

Latest Insult jokes of 2014

insult:-xD
BOY-ek ladki ko rose dete hue kaha YE RISTA
KYA KEHLATA HA
.
GIRL-pavitra rista
.
.
BOY-to Is pyar ko kya naam du?
.
.
.
. GIRL- EK hazaro me meri behna hai
- Uniteddj.com

Latest Funny Pic Status For facebook.com

Hahaha
- unitedDj.com

Latest Funny Pic Status For facebook.com

Hahaha
- unitedDj.com

Latest funny jokes of 213

"GALTI MERI THI"
Usne mujhe chaha hi nahi
Main chahat samajh baitha.
“GALTI MERI THI”

Uski pal bhar ki muskurahat ko pyar samjh baitha.
“GALTI MERI THI”

Wo to har baat par haan karti thi
Main hi ikraR samjh baitha .
“GALTI MERI THI”

Usne mujhse ziyada ehmiyat di mere doston ko
Main uski ye ada mazakh samjh baitha
“GALTI MERI THI”

Usne kaha bhi tha koi or hai meri zindagi mE
Main hi khud ko uski zindagi samajh baitha

“GALTI MERI HI THI, MERI
HI THI"
- uniteddj.com

latest Funny punjabi Jokes of 2013

ਨਾਕੇ ਤੇ ਪੁਲਿਸ ਵਾਲੇ ਮੋਟਰਸਾਈਕਲ ਚੋ
ਚਾਬੀ ਤੇ ਐ ਕੱਢਦੇ ਨੇ.
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. .
. .
.
. . .
. . . ਜਿਵੇਂ ਸਾਲਿਆ ਨੇ ਦਾਜ ਚ ਦਿੱਤਾ ਹੋਵੇ
- Uniteddj.com

latest funny jokes of 2013 for facebook.com

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
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Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi
ho, .
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Wife: Main toh maa banne wali
hoon! .
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Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala
hoon.

haha lolzz likr to banta hai yrr
- Uniteddj.com

latest funny jokes of 2013 for facebook.com

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
.
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Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi
ho, .
.
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Wife: Main toh maa banne wali
hoon! .
.
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Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala
hoon.

haha lolzz likr to banta hai yrr
- Uniteddj.com

Latest funny jokes of 2013

PYAr
. .
.
. . . .
.
. China Ka MaAl Hai..!!
.
Chale To Chand Tak Wrna ShaAm Tk
- uniteddj.com

Latest Santa-banta jokes of 2013

Santa to Banta :
Agr tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya h
toh tokri k aadhe Ande tere..
Aur ye bhi bata de ki
Ande Kitne h... to 10 k 10 tere....
Aur agar ye Bhi bata de ki
Ande Kiske h... to Murgi bhi teri....
.
.
.
Banta : Abey koi HINT TO De...!
- uniteddj.com

Latest friends jokes of 2013 for facebook.com / Twitter.com

3 kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the...
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Raste me ek pari milti hai,
.
Pari-"ek-ek wish batao main poori karugi."
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1st.-"Mujhe gora aur khubsurat kardo.
"Pari ne kar dia.
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2nd-"mujhe bhi aisa hi kar do."Pari ne kar diya.
.
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. 3rd zor zor se hasne laga or phir bola........
"Inko wapas pehle jaisa kardo......
.
Moral- Har ek Friend kamina hota hai....
- uniteddj.com

Latest jokes of 2013 for facebook.com / Twitter.com

2 lovers,
ek plate me PANI-PURI kha rahe the
.
.
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Ek-dusre ki aankho me aankhe daal
ke
Girl- (sharmate huye) - aise kyu dekh rahe ho
.

.
Boy- ek do toh mujhe bhi kha lene
de bhuki
- Uniteddj.com

Latest jokes for facebook.com / Twitter.com

Great thinking . . .

Whats The Difference Between
Like & Love

When You Like A Flower
U Just Pluck It..!
But
When You Love A Flower
U Water It Daily....!!
- UnitedDj.com

Latest jokes for facebook.com / whats App

2 student raat me padhte huye
. . .
. .
1st:"kitne baje hai yaar.. ??
.
.
.
. . 2nd ne patthar uthakar samne girls hostel me mara.

1 ladki nikli boli:" kamino ab to so jao raat ke 2 baj rahe hai.

Kamine Boys
- uniteddj.com

Latest jokes for facebook.com

Ek baar 2 Mouse Bike Par Ja Rahe The .
Sher Ka baccha Mila .
Usne kaha Muje B Bike Par Le Chalo.
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.
.
Chuho Ne Kuch Socha Fir Bole -
"Dekh Le ,Baad Me Teri Mummy Bolegi Tu
Gundo Ke Saath Ghumta hai "
- Uniteddj.com

Latest Funny jokes of 2013

Boy & Girl on First Date..

Girl : kitna seedha hai..
.
Boy : kya maal hai..

. Girl : nice behaviour..
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Boy : kash pat jaye..

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Girl : dressing sense zabardast hai.
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Boy : skirt, top mein aur hot lagegi.
.

Girl : agar razi ho gaya toh isise shadi
karungi..

Boy : bas 1 baar haa karde mujhe
konse shadi karni hai..
- Uniteddj.com

Latest Funnny jokes

Sabse zyada kaminepan wala mazaq
kya ho
sktahai ???
. .

Socho....
.
. . .
Socho....
. .
.

. . Kisi ke shampoo ke bottle me VEET dal
dena....
3 minute mei khubsurati ka ehsas... ..
- uniteddj.com

Latest Friends Funny jokes

1st Friend:" Yaar Mai Jis Ladki Ko
Chahta Hu,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nahi Ki..
2nd Friend:" Tumne Use Bataya K

Tera
Chacha
Crorepati Hai ??
1st Friend:" Haa mene bataya Tha..
2nd Friend:" To Phir ??
.
.
.
1st Friend:" Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai..
- UniteDDj.com .

Latest Friends Funny jokes

1st Friend:" Yaar Mai Jis Ladki Ko
Chahta Hu,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nahi Ki..
2nd Friend:" Tumne Use Bataya K

Tera
Chacha
Crorepati Hai ??
1st Friend:" Haa mene bataya Tha..
2nd Friend:" To Phir ??
.
.
.
1st Friend:" Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai..
- UniteDDj.com .

Funny jokes of 2013

Ek Khargosh roj ek ladki k pas jata or kehta.. "GAJAR"hai ?? Ladki inkar kar deti.. . . Ek din Ladki ko bahut gussa aaya or us ne khargosh K daant tod diye.. . . Aur kaha K ab tu "GAJAR" kha K dikha Phir . . . . . . Phir kya ?? . . Agley din khargosh Aaya or bola- GAJAR KA HALWA HAI..???

Funny jokes of 2013

Ek Khargosh roj ek ladki k pas jata or kehta.. "GAJAR"hai ?? Ladki inkar kar deti.. . . Ek din Ladki ko bahut gussa aaya or us ne khargosh K daant tod diye.. . . Aur kaha K ab tu "GAJAR" kha K dikha Phir . . . . . . Phir kya ?? . . Agley din khargosh Aaya or bola- GAJAR KA HALWA HAI..???

Classroom Latest Funny jokes

Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1 Ladki
se
poocha!
"What is Nitrate..?"
.
.
.
Ladki sharma kar boli
.

.

.
"Kya sir, aap bhi na qasam se ekdum
direct
ho
jaate ho...
NIGHT RATE is 5000/- sirf aap k
liye...aur
hotel
ka alag
- uniteddj.com

Classroom Latest Funny jokes

Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1 Ladki
se
poocha!
"What is Nitrate..?"
.
.
.
Ladki sharma kar boli
.

.

.
"Kya sir, aap bhi na qasam se ekdum
direct
ho
jaate ho...
NIGHT RATE is 5000/- sirf aap k
liye...aur
hotel
ka alag
- uniteddj.com

Classroom Latest Funny jokes

Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1 Ladki
se
poocha!
"What is Nitrate..?"
.
.
.
Ladki sharma kar boli
.

.

.
"Kya sir, aap bhi na qasam se ekdum
direct
ho
jaate ho...
NIGHT RATE is 5000/- sirf aap k
liye...aur
hotel
ka alag
- uniteddj.com

Latest Funny jokes of 2013

I Ladki ne boy frnd ko fone kiya to uss ke bhanje ne

mobile phone uthaya.
Ladki:

Apne uncle ko phone do.
Bacha:

Aap ka name?

Ladki:

Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e man ka phone hai.

Bacha: "lekin aunty mobile pe to "KUTIYA" likha hua hai.
- Uniteddj.com

Latest Funny jokes of 2014

Teacher- U
dnt luk
interested in

reading dis chapter... .
. .
.
. .
. .
Pappu- Ek
tum hi ho jo
mere dil ki
baat samajhti ho jaan...
- unitedDj.com

Latest Funnny jokes

log to P.M. Ke putle bna kar jala
dete h
.
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.
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. .
.
hamn to putle ko P.M. bna kar
desh jala diya
- Uniteddj.com

Latest Jokes

3 chor Santa, Banta aur Kapil police se bachne ke
liye 3
borio me chup gaye.
Police wale ne pehle bori par lat maari.
Santa bola: bow bow..
Police wala: Isme kutta hai.
Fir dusri bori par lat mari..
Banta bola: meow meow...
Policewala: Isme billi hai...
Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi awaaz nahi
aayi.
.
.
Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi awaaz nahi
aayi
. .
fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad
Kapil zor se bola: Saale haramkhor aaloo hun
aaloo..
- Uniteddj.com

Latest Jokes

3 chor Santa, Banta aur Kapil police se bachne ke
liye 3
borio me chup gaye.
Police wale ne pehle bori par lat maari.
Santa bola: bow bow..
Police wala: Isme kutta hai.
Fir dusri bori par lat mari..
Banta bola: meow meow...
Policewala: Isme billi hai...
Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi awaaz nahi
aayi.
.
.
Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi awaaz nahi
aayi
. .
fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad
Kapil zor se bola: Saale haramkhor aaloo hun
aaloo..
- Uniteddj.com

JokesBlast - Latest Funny jokes ,

Khushi:- Jab Biwi Pregnant Ho
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Darr:- Jab Girlfriend Pregnant Ho
.
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Khauf:- Jab Dono Pregnant Ho .
. .
Haadsa:- Pata Chale K,
Aap Dono K Papa Nahi Ho.
- Uniteddj.com

Funny Jokes of Relationship

Relationship status -
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.
my right hand to me like: - "Bhai, Gf bna le koi,
.
.
.
.
. Kab tak
mujhse kaam chalayega"
- Uniteddj.com

Funny jokes , Funny Status

Santa to girl :
Agar tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya hai
toh tokri k aadhe Ande tere..
Aur ye bhi bata de ki
Ande Kitne hai... to 10 k 10 tere....
Aur agar ye Bhi bata de ki
Ande Kiske hai... to Murgi bhi teri....
. .

. .

Girl :koi HINT TO De yar ...!
- UnitedDj.com

Santa to girl :
Agar tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya hai toh tokri k aadhe Ande tere.. Aur ye bhi bata de ki Ande Kitne hai... to 10 k 10 tere.... Aur agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske hai... to Murgi bhi teri.... . . . . . Girl :koi HINT TO De yar ...!

2 Girls face to face: . . 1st: hi sweetheart 2nd: hi, Darling .. And when they talk on their backs about them . . 1st: she is so selfish (matlabi) . . 2nd: she is kamini . . . . 2 Boys face to face: . . 1st: kesa hey kamenay? lal shirt main tu pura yeda lag raha hy . . 2nd: kutte, apne baap se mazakk:? . . And when they talk on their backs . . 1st: mast banda hy yar . . 2nd: bhai hy apna.. Bhai.. Agree boys ... ?? - uniteddj.com

2 Girls face to face: . . 1st: hi sweetheart 2nd: hi, Darling .. And when they talk on their backs about them . . 1st: she is so selfish (matlabi) . . 2nd: she is kamini . . . . 2 Boys face to face: . . 1st: kesa hey kamenay? lal shirt main tu pura yeda lag raha hy . . 2nd: kutte, apne baap se mazakk:? . . And when they talk on their backs . . 1st: mast banda hy yar . . 2nd: bhai hy apna.. Bhai.. Agree boys ... ?? - uniteddj.com

Santa apni g.f nu = i love u darling main tainu bahut pyar karda aa . . G.F. = i m lesbian huh . . . Santa = hainnnnnn n g oh ki hunda?? . G.f= jisnu girls wich interest hunda . . . Santa= fir main vi lesbian hi aa saaliye hahahahahaha - Uniteddj.com

During Interview External : There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. Hw many are left? Student : That's easy, 49. External : What are the 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Student : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. External : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? Student : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. External : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why? Student : Because the deer is in the fridge. External : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? Student : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday External : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why? Student : Er....I guess she drowned? External : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the airplane. U may leave nw.. - Uniteddj.com

LADKA: Tum kya karogi agar main mar gaya to? . . . . LADKI : (Mazaq Se) Main to bohat khush ho jaungi Next din ladki ko pata chala k ladka mar gaya hai. or . 1 letter chhod gaya.. . . Uspe likha tha... . . . . Jaan bhi koi badi cheez nahi thi tumhare khushi ke liye !!! - uNiteddj.com

LADKA: Tum kya karogi agar main mar gaya to? . . . . LADKI : (Mazaq Se) Main to bohat khush ho jaungi Next din ladki ko pata chala k ladka mar gaya hai. or . 1 letter chhod gaya.. . . Uspe likha tha... . . . . Jaan bhi koi badi cheez nahi thi tumhare khushi ke liye !!! - uNiteddj.com

Gf: Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho . . . Pappu : Chal Pagli . . . Kuchh bhi ho . . main shadi tumse hi karunga... Aunty se kehna wo mujhe bhool jayen..

Ek ladki , ladke se Boli Please please mera Rs 100 ka Recharge Kar va Do , Ladka bola Mere Pass Paise nai hai , Sorry Ladki Boli Tere Pass toh Kbi Paise hote hi nai hai , ullu Aaj Ke Baad mujhe kbi Mat Bulana . . Ladka , Ladki Se Bola Tu Choor Gayi mujhe , Bol K ULLU , Mere Hath mai 1000 ka Note , Tere hath Mai BABA JI THULLU .

Dad : Result kya aaya ? Boy : Aai chya gavat, fail ho gaya.. Dad : Besharam! Nalayak.. Boy : Kuch bhi karne ka, Mera ego hurt nahi karne ka.. Dad : Aaj se teri pocket money band.. Boy : Meri jaroorat kam hai, Isi liye meri zameer me dum hai.. Dad : Get out.. Boy : Aata Maaji satakli re.. Dad : Mujhe ab papa mat kehna.. . . . Boy : Ae Gotya.. Gotya.. Gotya... - Uniteddj.com

Dad : Result kya aaya ? Boy : Aai chya gavat, fail ho gaya.. Dad : Besharam! Nalayak.. Boy : Kuch bhi karne ka, Mera ego hurt nahi karne ka.. Dad : Aaj se teri pocket money band.. Boy : Meri jaroorat kam hai, Isi liye meri zameer me dum hai.. Dad : Get out.. Boy : Aata Maaji satakli re.. Dad : Mujhe ab papa mat kehna.. . . . Boy : Ae Gotya.. Gotya.. Gotya... - Uniteddj.com

GREAT Line Said By SIR ABDUL KALAM :- . . I m not a"HANDSOME Man" . . But I give my"HAND"to"SOME "one who needs help..! Beauty is in Heart, not in Face ... - Uniteddj.com

Aaj Saveere Ik Kudi Fasgi . . . . . . . Traffic Vich Barri Mushkil naal nikli fr. - Uniteddj.com