Old But Awesome.. 7 Saal k bhai se 5 Saal ki behan puchti hai.. . . What is love ?? . . . CUTE ANS Bhai:" Tum har roz mere bag se chocolate kha jati ho lekin mai fir bhi whi rkhta hu... . . That's love.. - UnitedDj.com Great advise for the Girls Jab bhi galiii me chalo nazrein Jukha ke chalo Kyu ki Aisa krne se naa sirf apki izzat barhe Gi balki. . . Gire hue paise milne ke chances bhi barh jayenge.. - UnitedDj.com Boy in a romantic mood - Aaj mausam kitna suhana hai.. Thandi hawa bhi hai..., Badal bhi hai aasmaan mein... Baarish bhi hone wali hai...... Tumhe kya lagta hai??? . . . . . . Girl (gusse mein) - Mujhe lagta hai aaj mera game bajnewala hai kaminey - UnitedDj.com Dear Boyz . . Shadi krni hai to apni gf se kro.. . . . Dusro ki Gf se to Ghrwale bhi kara dete hai.!! :- P - UnitedDj.com Facebook ek Mandir hai . Page ek Murti hai Status prasad hai . . Status Update karne wala Pujari hai . . Status padhne wala bhakt hai . . status padhke "LIKE" "comment" na kare .... Wo mandir k bahar baitha BIKHARI Hai - UnitedDj.com Fb pe girls 1000 ke note ki tarah hoti h... . . . . kyu ki . . Sala... Hamesha darr laga rhta h kahi farzi (fake) na ho... - UnitedDj.com Machli Jal Ki Raani Hai * * No No Somthng Should Be new . . Girl Friend Dil Ki Raani hai, Paisa Uska Paani hai, Haath Lagao Chilaayegi, . . Paise Nikaalo Pat Jaayegi...... . - UnitedDj.com Din Raat TV dekhne ki wajah se, . . Exam me fail Hone par, papa ne pappu ko . . sirf itna kaha ki.. . . . . . "BIG BOSS"chahte Hai ki Aap Ghar Se Dafa ho jaye... . - UnitedDj.com SOLID BEIZZATI..... ;D . . Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai : hii friendzz kesi lag rahi hoon..? . . . . . Boy : tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka mob. Leke diya hai to ghar me 500rs ka sheesha bhi lagaya hoga.... Uss Mein dekh le,,...!!!....h umse kya poochti hai 'bhootni' kahi ki....;D ;D. - UnitedDj.com Super Insult- Maths Teacher: Jab Mai Tumhare Jitna tha, Mere 100 marks Aate the. . . Student: Aji Kismat Achi Thi Aapki Jo Aapko Acha Teacher Fas Gaya... Hamari Kismat Aisi Kahan - UnitedDj.com

Santa samundar me dahi dall raha tha banta ne pucha ye ka kar raha hai santa bola lassi bna raha hu banta ; ye kya pagalpan h teri ase harkaton ki vajah se hi log hum pr joke banate hai . Ab . . . . . Itni sari lassi kon peeyega - UnitedDj.com Boyfriend- Today I Am Tensed, Got Fired From Job, Got Disowned From Home, Mood Is Also Off. . . Girlfriend - Acha! Leave All That, Look Here!! ...... My New Chappals ! hahahahahaha girls are dumbooooo - UnitedDj.com Shortcut Proposal . . . . Pappu:" Kya mein Aapka Address Jaan Sakta Hun.. . . . . . . . . . Girl:" Wo q.. . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu:" wo Baraat Le ke Aani Thi.. . . - UnitedDj.com Samajhdar LIKE karenge baaki Baba Ramdev k Yoga K Karyakram dekhenge: . . . Girl: Agar mauka mila to tum mujhse shadi karoge…??. . . . . . . Boy: Agar mauka mil gaya to phir shadi karne ki kya zaroorat hai...! - UnitedDj.com GIRLS :- Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi. . Ho sake, to kisi nek se karungi. . Lekin jab tak na milega, wo nek ladka.. . ... "TRY"to har ek ko karungi..: . Wah wah . . . . . Ab ise suno . . . . . Boys :- Arz kiya hai koi ladki hame thukra de to Gum nhi, . Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi, . . . Are uss ladki ki maa ki. kismat footi jiske damad hum nahi.... .??? - UnitedDj.com kafi time lagta hai ek shareef bande ko girlfrnd patane me.. . . . . . . . . Phir agar pat jaye toh.. kisi ka baap bhi use dobara shareef nahi bana sakta... .. Agree ?? - UnitedDj.com Mallika Sherawat ko Mixer chalate dekh, Naukar bola: Madam, aap juice bana rahi ho kya? . . . . . . . Mallika: Nahi re, 1-2 din ke hi kapde the, toh socha issi mein dho dalun! Husband : Aaj bahut dino baad tumhaari behen ghar aayi. Bahot accha laga. Wife: jeans pehen lo, pyjaame me tumhaari khushi saaf nazar aa rahi hai... - UnitedDj.com BACHHA GHAR SE MAAR KHA KE SCHOOL JAA RAHA THA . . KISI NE PUCHA- BETA PADTE HO?? . . . . . BACHHA- NAHI SCHOOL KI UNIFORM PEHEN KE TERE BAAP KI BAARAT ME JAA RAHA HU CHALEGA ? - UnitedDj.com Sir - Kaunsa Panchi sabse Tez udta hai? . . Papu - Hathi . . Sir - Nalayk,Tera Baap kya karta hai..? . . Papu - Chota Rajan ke Gang me shooter hai.. . . . . . . Sir - Shabashhhh.... "Hathi"sahi jawab hai.. - UnitedDj.com

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