Monday, July 29, 2013

The pain of missing friends is realized whn
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U r standing some where nd see a group of
friends
having fun U smile nd say to urself 'HUM
BHI KABHI AISE HI KRTE THE'

agree frnds ab ek like un bite lamho k lye
toh banta h boss ...
- Uniteddj.com





Sir:" Akbar kaun tha ??
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Pappu:" Pata nahin..
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. SIR:" Padhai ki taraf dhyan do..
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Pappu:" Sir, Love, Pankaj, Avinash, kaun hai ?? .
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SIR:" Pata nahi..
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Pappu:" Apni beti ki taraf dhyan
dijiye..
Teacher Shocked...
Pappu Rocked..
- Uniteddj.com




Pappu apne baap k samne
cigrate pee rha tha
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Mummy- nalayak ! Papa k samne
cigrate pee rha hai ?
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Pappu - to phir kya ho gya ,
Baapu
hi hai na .
koi Petrol pump to nahi jo aag
lag jayegi...
- UnitedDj.com




G.f - kya bat h aj kal meri yad ni
ati..
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B.f - jb se fb chalana suru kiya ,rat
ki khayi hui sbzi yad ni rhti ,tu kya
ghanta yad rhegi..

- Uniteddj.com




BRAIN BUSTER..
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If You Think You Know
English Better,
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Here Is Your Test..
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Apart From " BREAK "
Write Any Other
English Word That Starts With
'B'
And
Ends With 'K'..
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Warning ! : DO NOT USE
DICTIONARY..
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Your Time Starts NOW !!
- Uniteddj.com




Husband (jalane k liye)
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Kal mere khawab me ek larki aai thi, Wah
kya larki thi .
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Wife: “Akeli aayi hogi.??
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Husband: “Tum ko kaise pata.?? .
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Wife: “Uska husband mere khwabme aaya
tha
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. Husband Shocked Wife Rockedv:)





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