Me : "bhaiya samose ache nahi bane aaj,, Kal wale ache the." Shop owner " "kya baat kar rahe ho bhaiya,,, ye Kal wale hi toh hai." :o :/ - UNitedDj.com

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Bigdi Hui Zindgi Ki Bas Itni Si Kahaani Hai.... . . . Wah... Wah... Wah ... Wah ... . . 20% To Hum Bachpan Se Kamine The.... . . . 80% Facebook / Twitter / Bbw / Whatsup Ki Meharbaani Hai.. :p - UnitedDj.com

Bigdi Hui Zindgi Ki Bas Itni Si Kahaani Hai.... . . . Wah... Wah... . . 20% To Hum Bachpan Se Kamine The.... . . . 80% Facebook / Twitter / Bbw / Whatsup Ki Meharbaani Hai.. :p

Im a great fan of Thomas Edison, Because of his quote that.. . . . . . . . . Tomorrow is my exam but I dont care.. Because a single sheet of paper cannot decide my future...:p :O :D - UnitedDj.com

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That Awkward M0ment, . . . . . . . . When You Ign0re Someone's Ph0ne Call & They Call Y0u Fr0m Someone Else's Phone & You Answer It :p - UnitedDj.com

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Ek shadi me ek ladka 1 ladki ko bahut dhyan se dekh rha tha .... Girl : -- impress hokar -- kyo dekh rhe ho itni der de - . . . . Boy-- I was thinking agar aap meri mummy hoti to, . . . mai bhi kitna sundar hota :p :D - UnitedDj.com

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Husband: Raja Dasarath Ke 3 Rani Thi.. Wife: To Kya..? Husband: To Main 2 Shaadiya Aur Kar Sakta Hu........ Wife: Draupadi Ka Naam Suna Hai? Husband: Tu Bhi Na Pagli Dil Pe Le Leti Hai......:) - UnitedDj.com

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Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai. Next day zuban cut gai..Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai... bahut marta hai. Next day hath toot jata hai... Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le. Bahut marte hai. Next day baap ghar aate hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi hua ?? Baap :- Nahi kyo Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...?? Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi hain...:( - UnitedDj.com

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Ek Ladki Ne Page Inbox Me Mujhse Kaha Ki Mujhse Kaha Ki "Aap Bhut Achi Post Krte Ho" ♥ . Awwwwww. Maine Kaha To Fir Tum Like Kyu Nhi Krti Ho?? (Y)Vo Boli- Nhi Main To Apki Har Post 2-2 Baar Like Krti Hun...:o :P :/ Ab Aap Hi Btao. Kaun Samjhay In :P :D Ladkiyon Ko. :-P :-P ;-) - UnitedDj.com

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Dear Facebook..! Whenever I Add A Girl, You Always Ask Me "Do You Know Her??? I Just Want To Ask Behan Lagti Hai Wo Teri..???? - UnitedDj.com

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Me watching TV alone.!! Ads: Cycle Agarbatti, Maggi, Noodles, Ultratech Cement, etc etc Suddenly Parents enter.!! Ads: Manforce Condoms, Whisper, Choice, Set Wet very very sexy etc etc :o :p - UnitedDj.com

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Teacher:" agar raat me machhar kate to kya karna chahiye.. Boy:" chup chap khuja kar so jana chahiye qki aap rajnikant to ho nhi.. jo machhar se sorry bulwa loge...:p :O :/ - UnitedDj.com

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Ek JAPANI INDIA me aaya.. Airport se usne ek Auto Liya aur hotel ki taraf gaya.. Raste me usko ek Honda car dikhayi di.. Japani:"HONDA made in JAPAN... very fast... Aage usko ek Toyota car ne over take kiya.. Japani:"TOYOTA made in JAPAN... very fast.. Hotel pahuch kar usne driver se poocha kitne paise hue.. ?? Driver:"RS. 8000.. Japani:"Itne paise.. ?? wo kaise.. ?? Driver:"METER made in INDIA.....''VERY VERY FAST.. Hum se panga... - UnitedDj.com

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Husband Sitting with His Wife in Restaurant, Drinking Beer n Says:- "I Love U" Wife:- Is It U Or The Beer Talking ? Husband:- Its Me, Talking To My Beer, U Shut Up - UnitedDj.com

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Ek survey se malum hua hai ki.. agar patni karwa chauth k vrat ki bajay... MAUN VRAT rakhe to pati ki umar aur lambi ho sakati hai !! - UnitedDj.com

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Santa to doctor:" Jab mein sota hu to mere sapne me Live IPL Cricket match aane lagta hai.. Doctor:" Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone se pehle kha lena.. Santa:" Kal se khaonga, aaj to final match hai... :p :O :D - UnitedDj.com

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Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, girl slaps him for pinching. Hubby to wife: I swear I didn't . Wife: I know, I did it. :p :p =)) - UnitedDj.com

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Husband wife watching an a Cricket match together:" After 5 minutes:" Wife:" Is this Bret Lee ?? Husband:" No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.. Wife:" Okay, oh look, another wicket.. Husband:" No, this is just a replay of the last one..b Wife:" Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one..? Husband:" It's Austraila V/s west Indies Wife:" How many runs they need to win now ?? Husband:" 72 runs in 36 balls.. Wife:" Ehnn! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.. Husband:" *Turns off the TV* Wife:" Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial" Husband:" Who is she ?? Wife:" dont disturb me... :p :O :D - UnitedDj.com

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1 medical student ne apni classmet ko, khoon se love-letter likh kar diya.......... aur kaha :- mujhe iska jawab jaroor dena Ladki :- tumhara blood group B hai & calcium ki kami hai - UnitedDj.com

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2013:" wife.. Husband:" Begam ek cup garma-garam chai bna do jara.. Wife:" kyyaaaaa..?? Zara phir kehna.. Husband:" maine kaha g, ek cup chai bana dun aapko..??? :p :O :D - UnitedDj.com

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Ek aurat ki bade shaher me interview ke baad naukari�� lag gai, usne socha 'apne pati ko SMS✉ kar du, taaki unhe chinta na ho' Par Usne Galati se galat no. Par SMS✉ bhej diyaJisko ye MSG✉ mila wo apni patni ka antim sanskaar kar ke lautraha thaa, SMS✉ padh te hi wo behosh ho gaya. MSG✉ kuch is tarah ka thaa...... ....'mai sahi salamat pahuch gai hu, yaha rahene ki b achhi suvidhaa hai, aap chinta mat karna 1 - 2 din me aap ko bi bula lungi... - UnitedDJ.com

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Boy-I fell in love wit u the minute i saw u. wil u marry me? Girl-Hindi me bol muje english na ati Boy-Aaj shayad barish hogi aisa lag raha hai behen. - UnitedDj.com

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ਇਕ ਲੜਕਾ ਆਪਣੇ ਕਮਰੇ ਚ ਅੱਖਾਂ ਬੰਦ ਕਰਕੇ ਅਰਦਾਸ ਕਰ ਰਿਹਾ ਹੈ " ਹੇ ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ ਨਿਊ ਯੌਰਕ ਨੂੰ ਪੰਜਾਬ ਦੀ ਕੈਪੀਟਲ ਬਣਾਦੇ" ਉਸਦਾ ਬਾਪ ਕਮਰੇ ਚ ਆਉਂਦਾ ਹੈ ਤੇ ਪੁਛਦਾ ਹੈ " ਤੂੰ ਇਹ ਕਿਉਂ ਮੰਗ ਰਿਹਾ ਏਂ" ? ਲੜਕਾ " ਕਿਉਂਕ ਮੈਂ ਪੇਪਰ ਚ ਨਿਊ ਯੌਰਕ ਨੂੰ ਹੀ ਪੰਜਾਬ ਦੀ ਕੈਪੀਟਲ ਲਿਖਕੇ ਆਇਆ ਹਾਂ" - UnitedDj.com

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ਇੱਕ ਮਰਾਸੀ ਨੇ ਆਪਣੇ ਮੁੰਡੇ ਲਈ ਇੱਕ ਜੱਟ ਦੇ ਘਰ ਜਾ ਕੇ ਉਸ ਦੀ ਕੁੜੀ ਦਾ ਰਿਸ਼ਤਾ ਮੰਗਿਆ | ਜੱਟ ਨੂੰ ਗੁੱਸਾ ਚੜ ਗਿਆ ਤੇ ਉਸ ਨੇ ਮਰਾਸੀ ਨੂੰ ਗੋਡਿਆਂ ਥੱਲੇ ਦੇ ਕੇ ਖੂਬ ਕੁਟਿਆ | ਮਰਾਸੀ ਕੁੱਟ ਖਾ ਕੇ , ਕਪੜੇ ਝਾੜਦਾ ਹੋਇਆ ਬੋਲਿਆ - -- ਫੇਰ ਮੈਂ ਹੁਣ ਰਿਸ਼ਤੇ ਵਲੋਂ ਨਾਂਹ ਸਮਝਾ . . . . - UnitedDj.com

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Teacher asks students about sound made by animals Teacher : dog Student : bark Teacher : cat Student : meow Teacher : lion Student : aaah aaaaaaah ......yeehh yeehhh .......commme oonnnn Teacher : i said lion not 'leone' Student : O Teri ... :P ;) - UnitedDj.com

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Gunehgaar kaun ??? PATI aur PATNI so rahe the... Achaanak, PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi, "bhago,mera PATI aa gaya". PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya.... - UnitedDj.com

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Women are like Fruits... Every one has its unique colour, shape, aroma and taste.... Problem is with men...! They want FRUIT SALAD..!! - UnitedDj.com

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colgate" se daant saaf krain "pepsodent" se mazboot krain ''closeup" se fresh krain or agar phir bhi white na hon to bina sharmae... . "HARPIC" use krainQ k "HARPIC" dy 5 guna zyada behtr safaaii...!!! - UnitedDj.com

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Santa Class Me Has Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaND UP Koun Ho Tum?? Santa:Tum Koun Ho? Ladki: Mai MONITOR Hun. Santa: Ha.ha.. TeRE Din Gaye pagli ab laptop or LCD ka zamana hai. - UnitedDj.com

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Aaj Mene Ek Ladki Ko Request Send Ki Shaam Uska Messege Aaya: Sorry Main Unknown Ko Add Nahi Karti Maine Reply Kiya: Jo Pehle Se 982 Friends Add Kiye Hai, Tu Un Sab Ki AUNTY Lagti Hai Kya Kamini..... - UnitedDj.com

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Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means Father: It means 'to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: No, son. I have a wife. - UnitedDj.com

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ਅਮਲੀ ਆਪਣੀ ਘਰਵਾਲੀ ਨੂੰ " ਜੇ ਮੇਰੀ lottery ਨਿਕਲੇ ਤੇ ਤੂੰ ਕੀ ਕਰੇਗੀ " " ਘਰਵਾਲੀ " ਮੈ ਅੱਧੇ ਪੈਸੇ ਲੇਕੇ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਛੱਡ ਕੇ ਚਲੀ ਜਾਵਾਗੀ. " " ਅਮਲੀ ਮੇਰੀ 50 ਰੁਪੇ ਦੀ lottery ਨਿਕਲੀ " " ਲੈ ਫੜ ਪੰਜੀ ਰੁਪੇ ਤੇ ਦਫ਼ਾ ਹੋਜਾ ". - UnitedDj.com

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1 bus me 1 aunty khadi thi.. 1 bache ne kaha ki aap meri jagah beth jaao.. Aunti ne use thappad mar diya kyu.. ?? Kyu ki bacha apne PAPA ki god me betha hua tha.. - UnitedDj.com

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Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya 1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h? Santa:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai. Hanso mat Joke abhi aage hai Admi santa se: Agar ghar mai chor ghus gye to..? Santa: Andar kese jayega drwaza to mere pas hai - UnitedDj.com

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Jab Se India Mein "Facebook"Aaya hai.. Bahot sari Changes Hui hai.. 1. Sadko Pe Jahgda Bandh, Ab Pages Pe Gali Galonch Hoti hai.. 2. Couples Garden Chhod ke FB inbox Mein Milte hai.. And Smiles Kisses Replaced by Emotions..Muwaahhh3. Ab Politcals Social Issues facebook Pe Aa gaye.. 4. Ladke Ab Nukkadh Pe Nahi, Pages Pe Ladkiyan Chedte hai... JAI HO.. FACEBOOK Padhega India, Tab Hi Toh Badhega India..:p - UnitedDj.com

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Sabse jyada gussa kab aata hai..??? Jab aapka teacher bole ki maikal class test lungi aur next day jab wo test lena bhool jaye, Aur class ka koi baccha bol de.. Sir ! Aaj test nahi loge kya..??? :p >:O :D - UnitedDj.com

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ladki: mummy mummy ye padosi ka ladka mujhe bar bar kiss kr k bhag jata hai ? Mummy: muskurai aur boli bahut shararti hai bilkul apne baap pe gya hai.. - UnitedDj.com

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Kamwali: Malkin, apki purani sareeya mujhe nhi chahiye.. Malkin: Kyu? Kamwali: Apki saree pahen-ne k baad saheb"ap" samajh kr mere paas bhi nhi ate! - UnitedDj.com

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mota marta moti pr bhuka marta roti pr master ji ki do batiyan par mai to marta hu choti pr - UnitedDj.com

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Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr, Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha Ek admi Ne Pucha Beta Padhte Ho? Bacha: Nhi School Ki Dress Pehen K Tere Baap K Barat Mai Ja Raha Hu. - UnitedDj.com

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Ladki Deo laga ke Bus pe chadhi, Ladke ne comment paas kiya Aj kal Phinayal ka Use zyada hota hai' Ladki boli: 'Fir bhi makkhiya pichha nhi chhodte' - UnitedDj.com

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99 sal ka aadmi SWARG ki raunak aur sundar apsarao ko dekh kar bola- Ye Ramdev baba k chakr me na para hota to 30 sal pahle hi chala ata... - UnitedDj.com

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Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha! Wife Romantic Hokar: Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya? Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola: Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!! - UnitedDj.com

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LIP'STICK lagaana LADKI ki BEAUTY hai., "Waah waah" LIP'STICK lagaana LADKI ki BEAUTY hai., "Wah wah" Aur Usey TASTE karna LADKO ki DUTY hai.. - UnitedDj.com

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Teacher:" What Is The Difference Between HIMAMI & SUNAMI..??? Pappu:" HIMAMI is Face Wash,SUNAMI is Total Wash.. :p :D - UnitedDj.com

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Justin Bieber bar mei beer peene aaya 9 bottles peeney ke baad Waiter :"Aap ko chadhti kyu nahi ??? Justin Bieber :"Mai mard hun isliye mujhe nhi chadti Waiter :"Hahaha chadh gayi saale ko :D :p - UnitedDj.com

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3 boys proposed a girl 1st:" Mai tmhare lye apni jaan de skta hu. Girl:" Wo to sab kehte hain.. 2nd:" Mai tmhare liye chand tare tor kar la sakta hu.. Girl:" Purana dailouge hai. 3rd:" Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 1.ltr Petrol dalwaunga Girl:" Ankho me ansu k sath Pagal itna chahta hai mujhe...:p :O :D - UnitedDj.com

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Aashiqui 3 Song Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook chalau main ya naa. Apne tu ghar ka pata de, aaau main yaa naaa. Apna tu phone number bta de, Call lagau main yaa naaaaaaaa. . Khaana tu rakh de paka ke, khau main yaaa na. Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko... Ab hota nhi intizaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de koi dusri patau main yaa naaaaaa. Girls, i m wa8ing dusri ptau mei b ya na? - UnitedDj.com

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I hate the facebook layout. Mene aaj See more pe click kiya aur..Mujhe koi Peacock nahi dikha.! - UnitedDj.com

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WhatsApp killed SMS! YouTube killed DVD! Skype killed ISD calls! Amazon killed real life shopping and Facebook killed LIFE. - UnitedDj.com

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WhatsApp killed SMS! YouTube killed DVD! Skype killed ISD calls! Amazon killed real life shopping and Facebook killed LIFE. - UnitedDj.com

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Positive Attitude.. Hum Wo Hai Jo 'Haar' K Bhi Ye Kehte He. "Wo Manzil Hi Badnaseeb Thi Jo Hame Na Paa Saki.. Tabhi Piche Se Awaz Ayi, 'Besharmi Ki Bi Haad Hoti H' - UnitedDj.com

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Maine darwaza khola to uski ankho me ansu, chehre par hansi thi, Sason me aahen, dil me bebasi thi, Pagli ne pehle nahi bataya ki Darwaze me uski ungli fasi thi...: - UnitedDj.com

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Pappu ki master se hui ladai Master ne ki Pappu ki dhulai Pappu ka garam hua khoon Gaya kabristan ar kabar pe master ke photo tang k likh diya COMING SOON :D :p :o - UnitedDj.com

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Gabbar:- Kitne Admi the? Sambha:- Srkr 2.Gabbar:- Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne hote he?? Smb:- 2 1 ke Baad ata he. Gabbr:- To bich me kaun ata he? Gab:- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate? Smb:- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta he Qki 2 1 se bada he Gab:- 2 1 se Kitna bada he? Samba:- ullu k patthey, kaminey goli marni h to mar de tera namak khaya hai, chavananprash nahi. - UnitedDj.com

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